Falafel

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... really light, just a kind of tease business...

A common masturbatory aid originating in the Middle East and poppularized by none other than Bill O'Reilly. Goes great in the shower, with vibrators and loofahs.

“I falafel after all that falafel.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Falafel

“Falafel, feel awful. Get it? Get it? Ha!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Falafel

“That's not funny. Wait, am I schizophrenic?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde's bad falafel joke

“So, Basically I'm deep fried Hummus.”

~ Oscar Wilde on self as portrayed by Falafel

So you've been soaking your hummus in water for like 8 hours, right? And the hummus been soaking and soaking and is filled with water, 'aight? So you ground it with some spices and garlic and onion, and some parsley, 'aigh'? So it's now a green paste. aye? So you make small little tiny balls and fry them, ay? So they're crisp and they're crasp and all's right, ah? So that's Falafel for you. that'll be 13 Shekels or 6.5 Shnekels.

All-right!

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