Fantastic Four
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[edit] The team
The Fantastic Four is a team of four and a half fictional superheroes in the Marble Universe. The world's greatest numerical superheroes, the Fantastic Four is an inspiration to mathematicians everywhere. The team's leader is Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic (love-child of Cliff Richards and a fraction), whose foursome nature eventually gave the team its name. Originally an innocent two who spent his days in high-school textbooks, he was bitten by a radioactive square that caused him to multiply into himself, and transformed into the most powerful integer in the Universe. Attempts to create a secret identity as Foursh Fourterson were rumbled by his bulging decimal point and muscular angles, and before long the Fantastic Four became media stars, regularly making front page news as they saved the world from terror, misery, and The Reinman Hypothesis. Nowadays, Mr. Fantastic is also a vice-secretary of the United Nations, where he represents Lichtenstien. The Fantastic Four has saved the World 3+x times, where x is a positive number.
Mr. Fantastic has, out of loneliness, invented for himself a fictionary, invisible childhod friend called Susan Storm, also known as the Invisible Circle. Accidently made real due the michevous meddlings of the villainous Polygon Man, she is now married to Mr. Fantastic. She in turn has a younger brother called Johnny Storm, the Human Triangle. Mr. Fantastic is also best friend with Ben Grimm (aka "the Line" due to his narrowmindness), the long lost third Grimm brother who was always too asymmetric to be seen with his two elder, more aesthetically aligned brothers. It is believed by some that were Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Circle ever to have an offspring, it would result in the birth of the Ultimate Hectagon, a being of immense power that might one day rival that of the Elastials and possibly even Emperor Galactus himself. It will never be possible for him to wear a wristwatch because of his form. He would tear it to pieces and the troll inside would be very happy to get a break.The Human Torch is an illegal immigrant who was experimented on with Michael Jackson's and Britney Spear's DNA. This created the fire effect because of the STD that Jackson had that made it burn when he peed as well as taking the hotness from Spears (Which is why she shaved her head).
[edit] Their enemies
The Fantastic Four's nemesises are, amongst many others, Emperor Galactus, aka the Devourer of Words, the now immortal former roman emperor turned god who wields the immeasurable Power Cosmetic, as well as the allknowing extradimensional Omnipotent Seven, whose irregular nature and strangely compelling beauty taunt the Four as female hedgehogs taunt Batman. Mr. Fantastic has at a time been abducted into a higher dimension by an immensely powerful being called Hypercube, who strangely enough claimed to be an alternate dimensional grandson of him and the Invisible Circle and also to be the ultimate tesseract, having been partially folded in a higher plane ever since birth. Mr. Fantastic was then tossed across multiply dimensions, only to finally end up in the mythical place called Flatland (a small and isolated cottage hidden in a small dimensional pocket somewhere in northeast Finland), though he eventually returned to his native third dimension.
Note Mr Fantastic is an emo freak.
[edit] See Also
Somewhat related: see the X-Men and the Revengers.
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| Superheroes and heroines | Captain Planet - The Amazing Fiber-Man - Spider-Woman - Mary Jane - The Incredible Hunk - Black Cat - Daredevil - Dr. Strange - Iron Man - The Punisher - Conan the Barbarian - Ghost Rider - Igloo - The other Captain Marvel |
| Supervillains | Venom - Dr. Doom - Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe - Juggernaut - Mecha-Dracula - Rob Liefeld - Batroc - Kool-Aid Man - Loki - Fred Phelps - Venom - Dr. Octopus |
| X-Men | Professor X - Apocyclopse - Gene Grey - Beast - Wolverine - Bishop - Cable the Larry Guy |
| Salacious Six | Sr. Tentacles - The Grand Mysterious R2-D2 Recolor - The Wang - Steve Irwin - Sabertooth |
| Other teams | The Revengers - The Fantastic Four - The Omnipotent Seven |
