Febriel

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[edit] Biography

Febriel De'drine (or better known as Febby), is a Moon Elf who was born at the heart of Sairinwood. She spent some years living there with her parents - Arien and Therion, and her sister - Sythriel, over which time she became a talented archer. However, she was soon forced out of Sairinwood by the will of her father after the tree, Sairalinde (the heart of Sairinwood) had become corrupt and was beginning to spread a foul curse among the forest (a curse which had barely touched Febriel, covering much of her skin with tribe-like markings, which were later deemed to be exotic in appearance as oppose to dangersome).

A photo of Febriel. Note that she appears to have an inexplicable white glow and there is something wrong with the sky.

As per her father's demand, she set foot out of Sairinwood for the first time, and after three days' travel, she came across the realm of Euron (also known as Arda by its people). Within her first months in this realm she became a member of the 'Blackwood Guild', which was situated in a forest south of Fernor (one of Euron's prime cities). Through membership of this guild, she met Ruby Cenisfer, who later became her lifetime lover. Some months following her initial welcome to the guild, she was deemed a traitor and thrown out for reasons which can only be referred to as 'utterly stupid'. Despite feeling upset to begin with, Febriel soon learned to leave the matter be and move on with a general 'screw you' attitude towards the big cheeses of the guild. Ruby Cenisfer left with her, and as there bond grew stronger, there adventures grew more notable with each passing day. One of their most astounding achievements was the invention of the 'moo' legacy (whereby random words and even names would be suffixed with 'moo' to add a cute or otherwise comical edge to everyday communication).

It was not many years before the relationship between Febriel and Ruby encouraged Ruby to make a proposal toward Febriel in a typically romantic environment (the 'peaceful grove' of Euron). Febriel promptly accepted and a ceremonial bondage ensued in a matter of days, thereby changing Ruby from a Cenisfer to a De'drine by marital standards. Despite this happy turn of events, Euron itself appeared to be plunging into a darkness of sorts, and danger was much more abundant than ever before. After their run-in with the disgusting freaks of nature known as Achenos and Ashan (a pair of sadistic old wizards), Febriel and Ruby began to lose the will to live in Euron and frequently visited Sairinwood. A year or two following this, they decided to pay a more permanent visit to Sairinwood; and so they spent roughly fifty years living there with Febriel's parents and sister.

After those fifty years of relatively peaceful time in Sairinwood, the two elves set out once again to lead a second life of adventure in the realm known as Arvale. Febriel recently named herself the Inventor of Lesbians and maintains that title to this day.

[edit] Modern Life & Communicational Habits

In the former half of 2007, Febriel was brought into the modern world (along with her sister) with the help of a teleporter constructed by her wife. This had both a negative and positive effect on her due to the mixture of her elven lineage and desire to explore things mostly through the asking of questions. She soon discovered the world of online chat and gaming, and after having attempted Neverwinter Nights, Guild Wars and World of Warcraft, her level of communication soon dipped to to that of the average gamer. Among her most common phrases in the modern world are 'wat?????????' and 'helo???????????', both of which she frequently uses without reason.

Febriel's sister was also heavily affected in the same way as she has grown a dangerous addiction to chat services such as MSN.