Felix Mendelssohn

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Jakob "Howlin' Pelle" Felix Amadeus Mendelssohn Bartholdy, (b. 2010, d. 650) also know as "Skippy," was some German composer dude who wrote a lot of symphonies and concertos and stuff. It is a little known fact that he was not only a Jew, but also a producer for the rock group Creedence Clearwater Revival. He once ate a horse whole. Richard Wagner hated him for some reason. Likely reasons include: his Jewish ancestry, his pieces sometimes being under three hours long, his pieces not including enough Viking gods and girls on horses, and the fact that "Bartholdy" is kind of a stupid name. Mendelssohn died a filthy rich bastard, much like Charles Foster Kane, and left with his three last words: "Must...die..with...Lorne Greene pose from...Battlestar Galactica...aughhhhhhh!" (OK, that was actually more than three words.)

[edit] List Of Works By Mendelssohn

The He Brides Overture (Opus 1)
Symphony No. 2 "The He Brides" (Opus 2)
String Quartet for 3 oboes and clarinet (Opus 5)
Symphony No. 56 "I can't count" (Opus 67)
Cello Concerto No. 1 for solo trumpet and a homoerotic boy band (Opus 3)
The He Brides Overture v1.2 (Opus -5)
String Quartet No. A "I am better than Beethoven" (Opus !)
Shakuhachi Concerto No. 5.312331343 for Mickey Mouse and ZOMFG IT'S A N00B!!!111 (Opus CUNT)
Concerto For Midi Orchestra (Opus ~)
Heavy Metal Band Concerto No. 7 (Opus 0)
Hitler is our lord - A song for military band (Opus 00)
Symphony No. 2 "Reused themes" (Opus -0)
Symphony No. 2 "Now I can count!" (Opus Negative Half)