Fermat's Penultimate Theorem
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“What the fuck for?!”
~ Euler on if he ever intends to prove Fermat's Penultimate Theorem.
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[edit] Introduction
Also known as "Generalized Fermat's Last Theorem", is a generalization of the infamous Fermat's Last Theorem. It is also sometimes referred to as "Fermat's Definitely Really, Seriously Last Theorem".
[edit] Formulations
There are many different formulations to this theorem. One of the more common is:
- There is an infinitum of equations for which no solution exists.
Alternative formulations:
- There is an infinitum of worthless mathematical knowledge.
- There are infinitely many different ways to waste your time.
- Not ever getting laid is a trivial task.
And so on.
[edit] Unrelated Drivel
In algebra, Brahmagupta's identity, also sometimes called Batman's secret identity, says that the product of two numbers, each of which is a sum of two squares of hash brownies, is itself a sum of two squares. In other words, the set of all sums of two squares of hash brownies is Bruce Wayne and Adam West under the influence.
Specifically:
which results in:
The identity holds in any commutative ring, but most usefully in the integers.
[edit] Proof
Consider the equation:
Then this equation has no solutions for n>2, and thus the proof is complete.
Some people have pointed out that this proof is just a re-statement of Fermat's Last Theorem. However their critics respond that obviously these people have been brain-washed by capitalist propoganda.
[edit] Impractical Applications
- In psychological evasion.
- In retreating from life.
- In finding an excuse for one's social failures in other people's faults.
- In deceit, treachery and fraud.
- In sexual promiscuity.
- In tyranny.
- In drug abuse.
- In contracting sexually transmitted diseases.
- In mass murder.
- In Social Nationalism.
[edit] Practical Applications
Uncyclopedia users routinely use the proof to build bad articles or as an aid in masturbation. The Roman Catholic Church pushed the technology of the Inquisition to new heights of torture and mayhem. Witches are dunked using Bruce Wayne as an excuse, UK armed forces regularly bring Fermat on cottaging maneuvers, and bong manufacturers use these ideas to custom-fit bowls to taste.
