Fibonacci Sequence
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“1 5 34 12 INFINITY!!”
~ A Toddler on Getting the Fibonacci Sequence wrong
The Fibonacci Sequence is one of the most important mathematical concepts ever conceived. It has led to such things as nuclear weapons, tearing holes in the space-time continuum, and the destruction of the universe. Ironically, such a powerful concept originated from the lowliest of origins.
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[edit] The Lowliest of Origins
The Fibonacci Sequence was invented by Fibonacci, a 9-year-old who was mathematically-illiterate. He one day was kidnapped by Michael Jackson who told him to count to ten or he would die. Fibonacci, with his IQ of 50, tried as best as he could, but failed terribly. Michael Jackson, however, realized the power of the sequence that Fibonacci unwittingly uttered, and he traveled back in time to give it to Einstein who used it to create the first atomic bomb.
[edit] The Sequence
The sequence proceeds as thus: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13...INFINITY
[edit] Controversy
There has been much controversy and debate over the sequence, mostly by stuck-up snooty French people. However, such notable figures as Dave Chappelle have been known to engage in the debates as well.
[edit] The Extra "1"
It is often debated whether the extra 1 should be part of the Fibonacci Sequence. Many scholars find it hard to believe that Fibonacci, with his life on the line, would make such a simple mistake as counting 1 twice. Others believe that Fibonacci merely stuttered, and that Michael Jackson chose to keep the 1. In any case, it has become a fundamental part of the sequence, and nuclear weaponry would be impossible without it.
[edit] Infinity
Infinity also is an integral part of the sequence. Just how it got in there is uncertain. It is likely that it is there because of another slip of the tongue on the part of Fibonacci; it may be the case that the number is there because halfway through, Michael Jackson spotted a nickel on the ground and bent over to pick it up, knocking over Fibonacci while he was saying "8" causing the number to flip over on its side. Should the sequence have been continued normally, it is certain that it would have been much more powerful. However, the fact that the sequence has such an enormous jump to infinity has been used in such contexts as destroying space-time and as a pretext for evil super-villains.
[edit] See Also
1. Mathematics
1. Annihilation
2. Nihilism
5. Math
8. Infinity
INFINITY. 1
[edit] External Links
1. Fibonacci sequence implementation in various languages
