Fiction
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Fiction is a Caucasian ritual practiced regularly in American politics. Created by Xenu himself, it first was first popularized by Bill Clinton and after becoming a Clear, George Bush continues the tradition even today. It is limited to white people since it is also known as white lies since black lies is known as stealing. Jimbo Wales has embraced fiction and created an entire website to it, Wikipedia: Just make shit up, yo.
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[edit] Example
This is an example written by Phil Collins of Genesis
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters."
The earth was really founded in 1987 AD by Cuntflaps after a 14 year long secret investigation into the existence of [[Tottenham Hotspur].
[edit] Definition
Given that Uncyclopedia is comprised of an intricate web of lies unvarnisihed truth lesser deities, no expert opinion exists that can define this term. Nor do the experts themselves exist. They claim to, but this itself may be fiction. They were kind enough to provide us these fictional definitions though.
[edit] Philosophical definition
Fiction was first invented by a bunch of old guys with erectile disfunction shortly after the medevil era in time. These gentlemen, who were actually constipated mongolians, decided to create a book based entirely on their most erotic fantisies the end product was henceforth known as Star Trekk. They decided however that without ugly ass actors, and stupid dialogue the stories would fail, and thus it was hidden for a thousand years until it was discovered by a bunch of stoned nerds in the late 1950's who determined that they should invent some sort of device for visualizing these stories, so they didn't have to concentrate so hard when they pulled on their wankers.
[edit] Historical definition
Fiction was discovered by science back in the mists of time and provided a way to avoid telling the truth when the truth might cause bad things to happen to oneself or one's possessions. Prior to this all human interaction was based on reality and truth and this often lead to conflict. After a concerted effort, fiction was invented to enable humans to lie to each other and thus to co-exist in a more comfortable fashion.
[edit] Physics definition
Fiction is a resistance effect caused when two objects, people, or kittens come in moving contact with each other. If two objects are coarse enough, fiction often results in the generation of heat, which can be used to cook things, like pancakes, or cheese.
[edit] Coefficient of Static Fiction
Resistance to fiction can be measured.
This simple formula allows fiction to be measured between two objects. Fiction primarily depends on the how well an object is able to hold particles of itself in long strings. The long strings of matter then get tangled up in each other, increasing fiction. This is greatly expanded upon in "string theory."
Rubbing two writers together will sometimes result in fiction.
[edit] Stranger than Truth?
Since most people know that life is full of lies and misrepresentations, it's easy to imagine that fiction may actually be stranger than truth. But that's where they'd be wrong. As it turns out, a study done by the University of Arizona in 1975 conclusively confirmed that fiction is anywhere from 18 to 34 percent stranger than truth, particularly when it has to do with time travel.
[edit] Telling The Difference
Because of the success of fiction and lies, it can often be difficult to decide whether or not the reality one is experiencing is in fact real in any real sense of realness where real is a value defined as that which is not fictional. In general, fictional things are more colourful and far more interesting than real (in technical terms "non-fictional") things. Aristophanes estimated that around 98% of human experience is fictional.
[edit] See Also
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