Fiji

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Nazi-communist
Republic of Fiji and Tobago

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "friends are like pissing in your pants,evryone can see it but only you can feel the warmth." Real motto: "thanx for being the piss in my pants and the shit between my bum, cheeks!And all Hail Gibbzy"
National Anthem: "OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO" (sang a-capella)
Official language	Russian (Vladivostokian dialect), Zulu, Belgian
Capital	Pang baozi (traditional vladovostokian for city of many fat
Government	dicatorship under "colonel Jian cha shen ti"
National hero	The grand chancellor tintin of kan bing
The great chancellor	chi yao pang ren
National Symbol	A periced ear on a cows ass with cum oozing out of it ♥
Enemies	Canada, [[A'laska]], Iceland, gastritis, Greenland, Fiji, Spiderman, health, Goats, New Zealand, economical decline in western Azerbaijan, happiness, Canada, pimples, Bosnia, cowbell, snoring, Canada, solitaire, minesweeper, Canada, etc.
Currency	decapitated owls
Religion	Pastafarianism
Independence	Gained: last thursday from Neitherlands and is recognised only on weekends
Current state status	High on dope

The original homeland of such renowned superstars as Captain Birdseye, Doctor ada con sithouse and the Sugababes, Fiji came into being when New Zealand traveled to Germany and meet Sweden who then proceeded to have mad sex in the alley down the road. This country is a sworn enemy of China, and they had been leading wars for numerous times (see \china-Fiji wars). The most recent war lasted fifteen years (1992-2007), and was ended by destroying the grand monarchy of llanddewi breffi under the African sea. By now, these two are on a ceasefire, since there is a high danger of sinking any other republic (not monarchy) under this sea.

Gandalf's endeavour was cut short when Austrian labour laws stopped him from continuing his 'Reign of Terror' of the Austrian people. He was crushing rice crispies with the bleeding arms of the young. Fearing widespread uprising Gandalf fled to the middle of the Sahara Desert where he found a piece of paper and named it Fiji.

Fiji also invented Rugby and the English language. Every third Sunday, everyone gets together to have a BBQ in honour of the early American Indians whom they cooked and ate. Fiji is ruled over by five brothers named George Speight, Frank Bananarama, Joe Rockocoko, Sitiveni Sivivatu and Pauline Hanson who call themselves "The Holy Trinity".

Fiji is renowned for the two outlaws "Braithwaite and Bayern." They committed unspeakable crimes in the U.S. of A. and were sent to this peninsula where they are to serve out their miserable term of imprisonment. If you plan on traveling, please be aware of these two cons. Mr. Braithwaite looks quite like a teddy bear, and Ms. Bayern resembles Russian duchess Maria Nicholaevna Romanov -- but don't let Braithwaites charming cuteness or Bayern's impeccable charisma or gorgeousness fool you -- they are EXTREMELY dangerous.

The current leader of Fiji, via a 2006 coup, is Zubair's dad,Commodore Frank Bananarama. It is said that every time Fiji has a military coup it's economy falls by 20%, while every time it rains it falls by 90% Luckily this hasn't happened since the great depression of December 8th 2006

[edit] The Origin Of Fiji Island

♥ Even though Fiji is a small, floppy penis Island, their precious history and historic events are fun to look at. in the book "How to make a girl crazy in bed" it is recorded that Fiji had a powerful king named Ganesha the elephant. Coming from the west side of the world Ganesha the elephant was made King of the Land as soon as the natives saw him. Because of the obviousity that Ganesha the elephant had no balls in the new country or speak the language, he hand picked himself a personal bodyguard named Tevita Bin Laden. In the many years together Divesh fell in love with Tevita and it became the first ever gay wedding in Fiji. After the wedding Tevita and Divesh made babies in their room. When announced that the couple were both carrying babies in their belly, the natives were very impressed and made sacrifices to the god of pigs named "Jimmy the Piggy". After 3 months Divesh gave birth to triplets while Tevita gave birth to a dog. Upon the birth, Fiji was currently at war with Nausori because Nausori failed to give a monkey's tooth to the Turaqa or the "fat chief". Meanwhile the natives were very very very happy about the news that Divesh had gave birth to three new babies. Came the big feast to honor the new babies, the natives noticed that the babies were white. Confused and Angry and Stinky the natives took their wooden spatula and hit Divesh and Tevita. At the dying moments Tevita revealed that he wasn't a girl but an half man half gorilla being. Not surprised Divesh said "Duh" in his last breath. After the gruesome murder, the natives eat the three babies but refused to eat the dog because they thought it would be inhuman if they ate it.Will Baell then became primeminister and Jed got shot, and Josh says Hi.