Filip Hammar and Fredrik Vikingsson
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“I've been very gay for you all this time, just waited for a time when it was safe to put some rohypnol in your drink and then I'd like to feel you. But seriously. Do you want to try some buttsex?”
~ Filip Hammar on Fredrik
Filip Hammar and Fredrik Wikingsson are two mentally retarded well known Swedish tv personalities. Or Those two faggy media whores as they might also be referred to by the common Swede. On their way to a nervous breakdown, they've beat the world record of taking part of the largest amount of pseudo gay sex without being gay, and bullied many global celebrities. They are at this moment being drunk at the bar of the restaurant Riche in Stockolm.
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[edit] Ursäkta Röran, Vi Bygger Om (2002)
Ursäkta Röran (Translated to as "Excuse the mess, we are rebuilding" - the original title was "Ursäkta Rövhålen Och Bugger Off" but the Queen blackmailed them into changing it), was the first shocking, realistic, griping and toughtfull documentary about how desperate the media addicted, mentally retarded, half deaf and half blind duo was, trying to make fools of themself on the streets of Stockholm just trying to get air time on tv. The desperate and disturbing reality of the two tv-journalistic air-time addicts, who'll do ANYTHING to get on air was revealed to a nation that reacted with outrage. The duo touched other mens penises, tried to eat "on other men's beard" and let old men spray sperm on their faces. An outraged general bashing of the duo took place at coffee break debates, internet forum-posts and debate programmes followed, especially in reaction to their nazi-referencing in front of some even more retarded Swedish bimbo. As a result the Swedish government banned nazi-referencing in comedial contexts.
[edit] High Chaparall (2003-2005)
To everybodys surprise F&F got another show. This time from their new pimp and air-time dealer Johan Westmann on the Swedish channel Kanal 5. This documentary wasn't as gripping as the former, because F&F had by this time got plenty of air time in their former show, but they where still desperate. Not that desperate though. By this time, the whole world had got their eyes on the duos problems and different big celebrity names made the show as a charity, helping the guys giving them an excessive amount of air time along with the celebrities. Despite this Filip Hammar went to great lengths by gluing other mens pubic hair to the inside of his mouth, telling Gary Busey that he was a pig, actually buying the bullshit of Uri Geller and saying to Pamela Anderson that he liked to masturbate infront of her. The duo even force other men to dress up as them and have gay sex while they where filming. Ratings where sky high and the duo got the national "We feel pity for you"-medal from no less than former president of Sweden Ingvar Karlsson on some shitty TV award. Since then, Air time donations has came from every household in Sweden to the duo, who finally got some newer shows.
[edit] Other Shows 2004-Now.
- One Hundred Retard Things, Season 1, About the 100 most desperate media whore moments in Sweden
- One Hundred Retard Things, Season 2, About the 100 most desperate media whore moments on the Internet
- Sorry Earth, Filip and Fredrik is making more shows! ,Season 1, Travelling show about Filip being a sissy all across the globe.
- Here's your life dicko! , Fredrik and Filip is being annoying to celebrities that they have mocked in the past.
- One Hundred Retard Things, Season 3, F&F wants to find the most retarded person in Sweden
[edit] Bibliography
- Some lube and a beta max (2003)
- One Hundred Retarded Kind OF Stuff(2004)
