Final Fantasy Aleph-null

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Final Fantasy Aleph-null

Developer	Squaresoft
Release Date	10000
Genre	RPG
Platforms	Playstation 2,560,720,802,198
Rating	NR
Would Conan play it?	Maybe

“This game takes forever.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Final Fantasy Aleph-null

Final Fantasy Aleph-null is the latest Final Fantasy game. Making so many of them, they inevitably had to turn to infinite cardinal numbers such as the Aleph numbers. It is unique in the fact that it is the last natural-numbered Final Fantasy game, being succeeded by Final Fantasy Aleph-one, an uncountable Final Fantasy game. Final Fantasy Aleph-null, FFa-n or FFא-n (in code pancakes which have א), is the most graphically advanced game in the series, to the point in which the entire world is raytraced at the atomic level. It also simulates the metabolisms of all the NPCs in the game, which means eventually everyone will get cancer.

Due to this being the Aleph-null'th game in the series, people have speculated that Square Enix has run out of natural numbers, and thus games to produce. However, by numbering it Aleph-null, they can create more cardinals by calling the sequel Aleph-one, the cardinal number after Aleph-null. This was nice after the sequence of FF games numbered in Conway chained arrow notation. i.e. FF 46->68->17->83.

It is rumored that Aleph-null is not the truly infinite Final Fantasy title, declaring that it would take an infinite amount of time to get to. This has not been confirmed by Square Enix, and either way doesn't matter as no one even plays this series anymore.

[edit] OMG CANCER

NPCs have their own DNA and will inevitably get prostate cancer. An NPC with prostate cancer will look red and suffer 1HP damage to their fertility score every minute. There is no cure for prostate cancer. And as such there have been reports of critical NPCs dying of prostate cancer, causing the game to blow up and collapse into a gravitational singularity. The singluarity may cause damage to your PS(93->58->385->485534), including implosion, on the scale of THE UNIVERSE!