World War I

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“Not as good as the second, but they have my admiration for trying.”

~ Oscar Wilde on WW1

“I liked the scene with the fight between Yoda and Voldemort most.”

~ Death on WW1

“Did we win that one too? I dont remember.”

~ Hitler on WW1

“Yh they only won cos of our help”

~ Americans on delusion

“We didn't need any help! If we were able to hold out for the first few weeks on our own, that just goes to show we could have held out for centuries to come. We win wars by ourselves! yay!”

~ The British on WW1 and WW2

“lol dont lie, no such thing.”

~ Games Developers on WW1

World War I is the prequel to the largely successful World War II. While garnering good response from the fans of WWII, many critics cite WWI as a shameless cash-in attempt.

[edit] Characters

World War I re-introduces us to Adolf Hitler who would gain importance and impotence in later episodes. In WWI, Hitler is a young Austrian Corporal, who fights bravely and does his duty for the Germans, which creates an interesting contrast with him in the later episodes, where he becomes der Führer - the evil ruler of the German Third Reich.

World War I features some other familiar faces. Winston Churchill, who in WWII becomes a major leader, is depicted as a younger, lower-level, First Lord of the Admiralty under the tutelage of his master David Lloyd George. Douglas MacArthur plays a dashing young officer, far removed from the prominence he would gain in the later films. We also see brief cameos by Harry S. Truman, who ends WWII in the dramatic climax. In this episode he is a comically nearsighted artillery officer. Charles de Gaulle has a cameo as a Frenchman that survives the German gas massacre by breathing through a urine soaked rag. Also, this movie depicts Benito Mussolini as a socialist journalist, which is generally regarded as a continuity error.

[edit] Protagonists

On the political front, we see the birth of the alliance that would encapsulate the protagonist front of the more famous film. Here we see the United States and Great Britain begin their relationship, one that would be so key to the plot of the later episodes. We also gain background information on the "on again-off again" relationship of the US and Russia. In the early part of the film, Russia and Britain are in the classic "the enemy of my enemy" mode; in a dramatic scene, Russia leaves Britain out to dry, freeing up German forces to crush the British. Many claim that this "betrayal" was a fairly obvious plot device to have the Americans ride in and "save the day". Cynical critics lampooned this plot device as tired and unoriginal pandering to the lowest common denominator, but the crowds ate it up!

George S. Patton, alongside one of his personal battle tanks, prepares to lead troops into battle.

[edit] Comic Relief

We see France take the role of the hapless comic relief, brought forward more than the annoying Italians in WWII whom had received very negative feedback from the audience. The French army is hopelessly unable to fight the German onslaught, but they doggedly keep trying! Audiences were caught up in the comedically grandiose schemes to "get those rascally Huns", knowing full well that the plan would again fall flat, with hilarity ensuing. We of course see the same types of antics in WWII, but here the director was clearly addressing the complaint that France was out of that film after the first few frames. Also addressed in this film is the issue that America was featured too heavily in World War II, so Tarantino only included America in the last 5 minutes of World War I, as after many hours of brave British struggle, the Doughboys prance along with Bats with nails when the war is over.

[edit] Antagonists

On the Antagonist side, many complained that this movie was too political, too difficult to make the leap of logic from the death of one country's Crown Prince, to an all-out war. Initially one was led to believe that Austria-Hungary would be a protagonist, or at least somewhat excusable for their actions, but here again direction and screenwriting fall on the same tried and true formula, painting Germany, Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire with the same broad brush. The antagonists basically devolve into almost "cartoon bad guy" mode. In one memorable scene, the chief antagonist, the German Kaiser, actually twirls his mustache while laughing at the latest dastardly deed he has planned! The Kaiser's chief subordiante Baron von Richtofen or "The Red Baron" seems almost invincible, mowing through the waves of Allied fighters, unscathed.

[edit] Special effects

The trench digging operation cost millions of dollars, spanned hundreds of miles, and is considered the most complicated set setup in all of Hollywood history. Many distasteful messages from the French, threatening to sue were incurred. They demanded themselves to be portrayed in a more heroic and honourable fashion in the movie, and threatened to disallow filming on French sovereign territory. This setback was quickly resolved by the ingenious use of some of the shell explosion noises played in a loop, at maximum volume. The French immediately backed off, though after a few days many of the filming crew received shell shock, and had to be taken away and replaced.

Overall, the atmosphere of bleak hopelessness created by trench stalemate was a smashing success. It evoked deep emotions on viewers, who to this day regard it as the most psychologically heavy movie ever filmed. The use of trenches in the sequel, however, was decided against, because it was simply too cumbersome, expensive, and it entailed too many legal complications. Instead, a more intense and fast-paced movie was decided on, even though the technology was not available to the film-makers on the receiving end of the time portal. The new, never-before-attempted style of movie was dubbed "Blitzkrieg", or "Action Flick" in German.

[edit] The Verdict

WWI ends on a fairly unspectacular note, which is no doubt an obvious setup for the classic magnum opus of WWII. However, that is often seen as a tired excuse by frustrated fans wanting more, who instead, see it as yet another aspect of the franchise's creative bankrupty. Many also see this as a lesser film and an opportunity to cash in on the popularity of WWII. This film falls into the "die-hard fans camp out in line" category, while more cynical viewers of the storyline may just wait for the DVD release, I would like to offer a contrarian opinion. I do recommend viewing the film, if only to have some questions answered about the rationale and causes of the events in the later films, but it does pale in comparison to the classic WWII.

The governments involved would like to apoligise for the inconvienence.

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[edit] External links

• World War I - Home of Supreme Commander Bear

   

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