First war on terror
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After Christopher Columbus collided into Chunnel, NATO has been crusading against terror. The war has spread into our movie theaters, movie rental joints, and even our own Television.
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[edit] Nations Involved
The nations involed are listen below:
Soon after Britan became involved, several neutral nations provide manpower, Munitions, and Fuel:
[edit] Cause of the war
Good ol' Chris started the war when he crashed his galleon into Chunnelainia's prized chap stick factory. NATO was alerted of this act of "terrorism" and sent at least 100 of the best kung-fu fighters into battle. Few survived. Soon, the whole cause was forgotten and a new one was developed by top American propaganda officers. The new war was labeled: t3h F1r57 w4r 0n 73rr0r (the Scientists just got off of a round of de_dust). They began a campaign to rid the western hemisphere of anything relatively spooky, scary, frightening, spooky, and Oprah.
[edit] Fronts of the war
The war rages on in North South America. Areas of Africa, and the middle eastern Europe can be called "danger zones!". These zones cannot be entered by anyone without the following items: A mushroom, a Hammer, and a gun. Many of the villagers of the Mid-east zones have been eradicated by means of releasing 'k-Fed's new album: "I sing to myself in da shower". While not officially known as a "danger zone!" Texas is still a little spooky. Some report that masses of poor-quality CGI ghosts, ghouls, and Paris Hilton still roam areas west of the Western Whopper-themed town of Oklahoma.
[edit] TEH TERROR ARMY
The Evil army headed by the cruel dictator General Pumpkinskin was first established after the events of The third re-deadening, where thousands of ghosts were massacred in the streets. Their main ghoul (get it, lawl!) is to rid the world of any humans, cats dogs, birds, fish, reptiles, snakes, babies, and Harry Potter. They have an astounding THREE units: Ghosts, ghouls, and Zom-bees. the Ghosts are the main soldiers, the ghouls are assassins, and the Zom-bees are their eyes in the sky, their angels on their shoulders, their planes, and most importantly, their comically-miss-spelt-pun-of-a-unit that any army needs. They are led by officers who are made of plastic, metal, and some sort of gelatin. They are called "blubber busters" based off of a hack in Runescape.
Their main base of operations (abbreviated BOO {get it? lawl!}) is located in a slum in central Iraq. All their lives are out to do is terrify, freak out, scare, and otherwise murder any humans they come across. Here are some helpful hints to keep you uncared:
- When you see a ghost, say beetle juice twenty times, this should keep them away from you, in fear that beetlejuice himself will scare THEM (also possibly you)
- Drink lots of lemonade, that way, when you come across the terror army, you can say "sorry lads, I've gotta pee" and run away.
- don't go back to ravenholm
- watch scary movies before bed, this way, you will be all scared out before the terror army gets to you (and they will)
[edit] effects on popular culture
This war has reached critical acclaim, and several documentaries have been made based on events in it. The most famous of the three has got to be "Feeders 2: everyone has secrets"
