Fish banana

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“Banana people, good times, GOOD times...”

~ Oscar Wilde on happiness

The fish banana is the first monarch of banana republic and 0ver 5o0 principalities all over the world. He rules the banana people with an iron fist.

Contents 1 Fish banana 1.1 Banana people 1.1.1 History of the Fish Banana 2 Banana people 2.1 The rise to power 2.2 Members of the church of the banana 3 The archbishop of the church of the banana is the king itself. The main ruler of e====Members of the church of the banana== 3.1 Militia

[edit] Fish banana

The fish banana was rumored to be a mutant. The ancient people of soviet Russia made it their Czar until they found out their superpowers. People all over the world feared the fish-banana, which turned out to be the absolute monarch of the banana people.

[edit] Banana people

The banana people are a rare breed of soldiers of the Hello Kitty empire. They worship the banana overlord, The mutant banana fish. People have reported that the banans can clone and sell all of their furniture on eBay, and move to communist France through time travel

Many genetic engineers have died on the many research projects funded by the pope, the king of England the butt pirates the communist party and other entries trying to reach their goal of global domination.

[edit] History of the Fish Banana

In the year 2424 A.C. (or 2006 C.E.) the fish banana was resuscitated by scientologists(not to be confused with scientists, the followers of the church of Scientology) According to time travelers, the banana fish had gotten the throne of the queen of england and established the bananen dynasty and banana royal house. It is quite possible for people to see that they are merciless and tyrant-like rulers.

[edit] Banana people

[edit] The rise to power

The bananen dynasty gained power after taking over the weak power of the English after the Nike Revolution. if someone is reading this, let me finish 'aight? The current ruler Banana-fish ver. 1.0.5E6 is scheduled to be silently and secretly murdered by the Muslims. The banana overlord has been rumored to be a clone of banana fish 1.0.5E5

The banana people are currently vomiting genocide against bananas that are yellow, at this rate they'll face coup-d'etat and will be forced to die, or something

[edit] Members of the church of the banana

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[edit] The archbishop of the church of the banana is the king itself. The main ruler of e====Members of the church of the banana==

The archbishop of the church of the banana is the king itself. The main ruler of everything is the king itself. When the Muslims kill the mutant the heir of the throne, Bananen will take over the throne. The requirements to be a bananaist are the following

• Be a banana
• Be a hot babe and eat a banana (if you aren't a banana just meet a banana)
• Wear a funny jew hat and burn it
• kiss the butt of the king
• read all of the articles here

verything is the king itself. When the Muslims kill the mutant the heir of the throne, Bananen will take over the throne. The requirements to be a bananaist are the following

• Be a banana
• Be a hot babe and eat a banana (if you aren't a banana just meet a banana)
• Wear a funny jew hat and burn it
• kiss the butt of the king
• read all of the articles here ==]]

[edit] Militia

The banana people are heavily equipped with top-of-the-line chicken launchers, and many other devices such as

• Guns
• Banana Phones
• Straws
• body (with Sars) launcher
• get-rich schemes
• African styled darts
• boomerangs
• banana peels
• Socks
• The Pope-a-thron 3000
• fried chicken