Fishing
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[edit] Quotes
“How i fed the five thousand? I USED A WHALE, DUMBASS”
~ Jesus on Fishing
“Fishin's for sissies.”
~ Nat Pagle on Fishing
“In Soviet Russia, bait masters YOU!!'”
~ Yakov Smirnoff on mastering bait
“A couple of guys, alone, in a boat...sounds kind of gay.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Fishing
"Confucius say: Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs!"
~ Confucius on Fishing.
[edit] Introduction
Fishing is an incredibly fun style of martial art, where the participant uses a quick series of aggressive movements, miming the movements of a fish through water. The participant can use several types of strike (called "Fin hits") , blocks (called "Bubble poppers") and kicks ("wading") to effect.
In total, there have been sixteen billion followers of the art of fishing, however, nearly three quarters of these unfortunately expired at around the three year mark , many from a sudden contraction of "the bends" when finishing a strenuous series of blocks and kicks. There have also been many reported cases of burst swimming bladders in those who become overly competitive in the sport too quickly.
Fishing is illegal in every US state, as well as Canada and Europe, but is quite popular in Iraq and other areas of the middle east.
An inconvenient truth is that the relatives of the fish killed in dynamite fishing will in 30 years time, take over the Earth and banish us to rivers and lakes where we will get a 'taste of our own medicine'.
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Categories: Stunts | Sports | Fishing | Fish
