Fist with index finger and thumb extended

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One of the few masters of the Fist with index finger and thumb extended, Steve Ballmer displays a variation of its almighty power - the Giant Circle - which fires beams of energy as large as you make said circle.

A fist with index finger and thumb extended is one of the most powerful and formidable weapons of mass destruction created.

The fist with index finger and thumb extended was invented by Thomas Edison in 1897 soon before he invented self-curdling milk.

This weapon is commonly used by American troops in situations requiring ammunition conservation due to its usage of invisible ammunition, which can be made from nothing and can eliminate armoured and unarmoured opponents within viewing distance.

A fist with index finger and thumb extended is operated by the yelling of the word "BANG" and tilting your wrist to indicate recoil.

Fists with finger and thumb extended can be easily purchased from the mexican market for 57,000 pesos (about $0.25 US), and are quite easy to make.

The fist with index finger and thumb extended is not to be confused with the fist with index finger, middle finger and thumb extended.

[edit] Crank

In the superawesomeness that is the 2006 movie Crank, Lord Jason Statham points a fist with index finger and thumb extended at one of numerous enemies, and shoots him in the forehead. Needless to say, this man dies. The moral of the story: Don't Fuck With Him. Statham then proceeds to kick ass for the remaining 15 minutes of the movie. In Crank, Lord Statham also screws Amy Smart in the middle of Chinatown. I'd tap that. Seriously.

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