Flat Earth Society

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Flat Earth Society.

This is REALLY small but it shows the retard's map of the Earth.

The Flat Earth Society is a bunch of idiots who believe some senile old man when he claims that the Earth is a flat disk and it looks like the UN Map and that the sun and the moon are the same size.

Now, before you ask where this fucking dumbass got the drugs evidence to pull these claims out his ass or brain for him its, believe it or not, the same thing. He claims to have plenty of "evidence" to prove his "theory" of flat-worldedness (but so did the Catholic Church, in the MIDDLE AGES!!!) But, as for the drugs, he used The Chronic of Narnia.

Now, there is the undeniable truth to this theory like how all the stars and heavens are on a big ball literally hundreds of feet above the surface of the Earth. Also, how when confronted with Aristotle's three proofs of Earthly sphereness he says things like "scintilla", and just bullshits his way out of proving universally accepted science wrong. WHEEW! He almost blew it there. Now when confronted with the fact that a man named Byrd flew over the South Pole, Oldie said, “But there is no South Pole. East, west and south are not absolute directions; they are only relative directions with reference to north. East and west are points at right angles to north.” Well, that's like saying, oh, Jack never ate chicken, because there's no such thing as chicken, only mini-turkeys. If a guy flew over the south fucking pole, there is a slight chance there might actually be a south pole.

SO, you decide, believe more than 99% of the world's scientific minds, centuries of research and evidence, and the fact the we took pictures of the round earth from space, and that a compass works, or an old man convinced he can prove it all wrong despite any amount of logic he encounters.

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Prominent members

Patrick Moore

Patrick Moore is a prominent member of the Flat Earth Society. His motives are unknown, and when asked why he joined the society, he promptly fell asleep, his monocle falling out. He then woke up, went on about Saturn a bit, and fell asleep again. As of yet, none have been able to awaken him for comment.

Saddam Hussein

Although long thought dead, he is a member of the Flat Earth Society. He is now a democratic pacifist living in the United States under protection of the government. When asked, he denied having ever met John F.Kennedy , Elvis Presley, or Martin Luther King Jr.

THANK YOU, FLAT EARTH SOCIETY!!!

Because there is so much evidence supporting them, you would HAVE to be retarded to reject their superior reasoning.