Flyleaf

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That Weird Book Band

“She Screams Like that in Bed.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lacey Mosley

“I love hot chicks that sing about me.”

~ Jesus on Lacey Mosley

“Flyleaf, yeah those book things are cool.”

~ Inuyasha on Flyleaf

Flyleaf is a pop polka satanic band from some stupid little town in Texas. The band's lineup consists of Lacey (I'm Hot) Mosley, the bass dude, the weird little Indian dude, Oscar Wilde, and that dude that bangs on stuff in the back.

[edit] Formation

Flyleaf was formed when the Indian dude noticed a hot chick on the street, they went back to her place and he noticed she had a very lovely scream, so he invited her to join his new band. They decided to call the band Passerby because the two had met passing in the street, but when it was found out that another band had just named themselves that, the all threw a hissy fit and started writing on the first page of every book. They filled up every first page, and after looking up the technical name for that first page, they decided to call themselves Flyleaf. Upon Renaming themselves Flyleaf, they recruited up and cumming guitarist Oscar Wilde, when asked by Uncyclopedia investigators why he made a move to a band such as Flyleaf he responded, "Yeah, I know they suck but I get to stare at that hot chick, whats her names' ass during every show.

[edit] Flypaper

One day after the little Indian dude held Lacey's hair while she puked into the toilet, the band decided to write a song, and call it, "Lacey's Puke", but later changed it to "I'm so Sick" because they figured no one wanted to hear about the little bits of undigested celery that were Lacey's stomach contents. Fully Dead was the next song on the disc, it was about the dudes in Cannibal Corpse and how very very cool they were, and how much cute little Lacey wants to give them head. "All Inside Me" was the final single from the album and detailed Lacey's sexual yearnings, i.e. in the first verse "Your tongue dances behind my lips for you." They then threw in 8 other songs, named the damn thing Flypaper, and put it out in Wall's Mart for $10 and hope people would buy it, and for some reason they did.

[edit] Satanic Faith

Lacey later revealed that her inspiration for the album was the fact that she absolutely loved the Devil. In fact in the latest edition of Better Hells and Demons, Lacey was quoted as saying "I have no clue what I'd do without my little devil poo, he's so dang cute :)". The devil then responded "Yeah i love that short little munchkin, she has tea parties with my youngest daughter all the time". When the other members of the band were asked about this they just shuffled around and said "Yeah i guess we sorta kinda like the devil"

[edit] Flyleaf Discography

• Flypaper

1. "I'm So Sick, Seriously I Gotta Puke"
2. "Fully Dead"
3. "Perfect Strangers"
4. "That Chick Cassie"
5. "I'm gonna cry"
6. "I'm Sorry, Don't Hit Me On The Ass"
7. "All Inside Me"
8. "RedRum"
9. "There for Me"
10. "I was Drowning Yesterday"
11. "I Thought so"