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[edit] The Beginning

The Follicle Church of Nikolai is a group consisting mainly of humans participating in the Lesser Tree Group. A younger sibling to one of these human beings namely, MicroWakka (spelling debated), began to worship the hair of the great Nikolai while playing video games. This spurred on a religious reformation among the more prominent users within the Lesser Tree Group. Billions of bums around the world soon turned to this great religion in earnest as they found Nikolai the Great provided all of his followers with free booze and hookers.

[edit] Assassination and Demonstrations

Soon after this momentous event in modern history occurred, Fidel Castro was assassinated by an elusive ninja known only by his alias; Siah. This event had been previously stated in a prophecy made by Nikolai along with Kangaroo's taking over Australia and forcibly sinking the continent in a mass suicide demonstration. After the continent had been done away with, the elusive ninja previously named "Siah" set his sights on Nikolai himself, being irrationally angered at the thought of foresight. While in transit to Nikolai's location, a level 93 shirt master known as Dirky thwarted Siah's plot using his +20 Shirt of Smiting to strike down the ninja.

[edit] Prophetic Visions

A piece of furniture commonly thrown in the Turn or Furn campaign.

While many prophecies have been repetitively proven by Nikolai the Great, there are still many unbelievers out there. The Lesser Tree Group has vowed to eventually eradicate such abominations from the world in their Turn or Furn campaign. This radical campaign usually consists of a member screaming "Hey!" at you until you turn around. If you fail to turn around, they will eventually throw furniture at you until you're mortally wounded or preferably dead.