Footloose

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"Hey Hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S PRANCE!" - Wren played by Oscar Wilde on Broadway

“This is clearly the greatest cinematic adventure in all of time!”

~ Jonny on Footloose

     Kevin Smith really got into the character of Wren.

Footloose is a movie about prancing and whining. The main character "Wren" was played by Kevin Smith. Wren was a three foot Midget from Chicago. Wren goes to school and meets a 12 foot ogress by the name of Ariel.(She played in the movie The little mermaid). Ariel has a father who is Indian Chief of this area. He made a law forbidding prancing because his son was prancing one day and got into an accident because of it. Eventually, Wren convinces the father that prancing should be allowed and then he prances around with Ariel.

Twenty years later Wren becomes a cereal killer. He runs around screaming "Six Degrees!!" Ariel, now drunk and pregnant with their twelth child, pulled out her M-16 A2 and shot him in the head.

Iskel & Sebert give the movie two fists up!

[edit] alien mind control

a popular song/dance, known as footloose comes from this movie. it is a random jumble of words which have no coherency, yet sometimes join together to make weird sentences. the lyrics are a follows:

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Neoop glee foot no hi That ne lom holding real chicken hit the cell wall Or else I'll lick up this w00t dog I gotta loop

• Loose, footloose

Kick off and loose ur foot Please, ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN run me splean my earbuds Colin, get black C'mon before zeek Lose your reds Everybody cut footoff

You're neer so chicken licking every rock Dig a way sart in worm heart gem burning, yearning for some Somebody to tell you That life ain't look you by I'm no to yell cat It zimbobway don't larg rock can fly rock can Fly If you'd only snooz

• Loose, footloose

Kick off and loose ur foot Please, ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN run me splean my earbuds Colin, get black C'mon before zeek Lose your reds Everybody cut footoff

This song causes teen to do an weird dance, caused by mindcontroll