For Great Justice

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“For Great Justice.”

~ Captain, 2101

For Great Justice is a philosophical concept involving the usage of something called the "Zigs." The Zig, believed to be some sort of religious figure/deity/god/orange juice, is ordered to take off, after a mysterious figure, known only as "Captain," orders them. It is believed that this is a cult, and therefore should be exterminated according to CATS Declaration of War of 2101.

A hypothesis as to the meaning of the phrase "Take off every Zig, for Great Justice." This view has been mostly supported by feminists.

[edit] History:

In the mystic book that followers of this cult refer to only as the "AYBABTU" (pronounced I-BAB-TOO), this phrase is repeated after a mysterious figure, believed to be some sort of evil demon named CATS (thus making us believe that this cult is at war with Egypt) declared that "All your base are belong to us, you are on the way to destruction." Because of the mysterious wording of the message, it is rather in code, the correct translation being "...You mom is belong to me, your genitals are on the way to destruction."

It is then that the phrase "For Great Justice" appears, thus confusing many scholars, historians, and drunkards alike. This mystery is almost as monumental as the other mysteries, such as the Bermuda Triangle, Roanoke Island, or the place where you kept the condoms.

[edit] Hypotheses:

The most commonly accepted belief is that "For Great Justice" refers to the "taking off of every Zig," which in their personal views implies Ziggy, a rather well known comic strip character. They would be referring to the 2056 strip where Ziggy takes off in his little jetpack, thus implying that such a jetpack would result in Great Justice, an obvious reference to the nuclear missile facility of Cheyenne Mountain (Hey! Guess where that is!).

This is for great justice. Or at least that's what they want you to believe, you cultist!

A less well known thought is that ZIG refers to some sort of fighter plane in an effort to shoot down enemy fighters in some archaic device known as a video game. This is rejected by most historians as being the works of potsmokers.