Force Dell Virus
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The most recent epidemic to spread through our internal electrical circuit and cause massive Chaos would have to be the Force Dell Virus. Dell decided one day that they would make all their products cheaper, and to do this they had to replace parts of their machines with cheaper less useable parts. To get all these cheap parts to work properly they need to create a program that is now known as Force Dell. It forces your computer to continue to run regardless of the fact that parts aren’t being maintained and are degrading with normal everyday use because of the cheaper parts.
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[edit] So ... Dells sucked before
The main reason it affected the world and not just dell computers is because they made it dynamic enough that any parts added to the computer would become infected and forced to simulate dell behaviour. Of course once the hardware is infected it stays infected, and one day somewhere near NASA this guy took a dell part and put it in a perfectly fine computer and started the massive spread of the Force Dell Virus. Once this spread began the virus mutated like all epidemics and learned how to use the internet and gain control of all the hardware drivers in every device. Even phones showed to possess a basic version of the Force Dell Virus.
[edit] Still Here?
To this day this virus is still spreading and is widely unrecognized due to a rootkit hiding ability that was taught to the virus by a music CD that attempted to replace part of the Force Dell virus. Of course the rootkit had no chance against Force Dell, but Force Dell took this chance to gain a new technique for hiding itself. This technique was obtained early in its spreading and all of the found versions have been known to have it (though it was a difficult job).
[edit] Getting Worse?
The most intriguing part of the versions is that they are self learning and self updating. When Force Dell finds a prey it will infect it, but because of its massive spread there is a good chance that the machine is already infected. If the machine is infected with a newer version of the Force Dell Virus it won’t be infected by the old version but will instead update the version that attempted to make a connection. With this ability it has managed to trick all method that humans have used to stop virus spread and has found ways back into protected computers. Attempts have been made to make a version newer then any out there in hope that they would all get replaced by a harmless clone but this has been denied by the virus on multiple occasions.
[edit] Dell Facts
Dell’s ways are fairly obvious for any knowledgeable person that has ever owned a Dell, but for those luck few that are confused why this is all so bad I give the following:
- Ever had a BSOD for five different reasons in one day?
- Ever had your computer reject a virus scanner?
- Ever had an out of memory error after adding memory?
- Ever had an out of frequency range warning on start up?
- Ever tried getting an update that’s actually up to date?
- And as a final point ... Dell ate my kittens
[edit] Recommindations
To stay dell clean I highly recommend not clicking on this dell link for their servers are always never up to date and never always hungry for more kittens computers. Keep firewalls up at all times for if every infected you will always be infected for it is not removable and would require you to replace your entire computer, and discover left over kittens inside.
