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Well, the Old recruitment poster was lost to the bottom of the Forum. So...

Join The Grue Army


Contents

Modus Operandi

We, the Grue Army of fifty-nine, fight vandalism, blankers, and help other users. We put our lives on the line, protecting Uncyclopedia's articles from attack. The Grue Army needs more troops and/or support. The Current Base of Operations is here. We aren't like the Stupcarp Army, which is random gobshite. We are here to help.

Red Squadron in "Runescape"
Red Squadron in "Runescape"

Benefits

  • A free userbox
  • Pudding
  • A giant sandwich
  • Immunity to death by Grue, except in Text Adventures
  • Ability to eat vandals
  • Protection during flamewars
  • A chance to run over the vandals you report with a Big Rig
  • A nice, fuzzy feeling inside

Current Members

If you join, add yourself.

If you join, check the Report area of the Base of Ops. once in a while, just in case... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I would like to join

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)== I would like to join ==

Twin Suns Squadron, ready to blow up crap.
Twin Suns Squadron, ready to blow up crap.

Where do I sign up? --General Insineratehymn 01:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Here. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Uhhh, actually, right here. Well, welcome to the army, you will start as a Soldier, but the more reverts, vandal reports, and other stuff you do, you work your way up. Choose a squadron and use the report area if you want at the base of Ops. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:38, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

I request permission to join as well. --T.K.F. 02:03, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Okay, Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

I want to join also. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎

APPROVED. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Yo. Me too. User:Super jesus/sig

Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join too?--I have Yvonne Give me 10,000 to get her back 22:23, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

APPROVED! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

May I join as well--0uch

I would also like to join -- HaakonX

May I please join? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yes. --High Gen. Grue 01:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Meh, might as well join. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, UNKNOWNFILE joined. Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I may as well join too. IRC convinced me. Can I get in? —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 24/04 18:15

APPROVED! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

i'll join as long as i don't have to worship anybody(else) or be anyone(else) ever.... and i don't have to use the /shift/ key either. sounds like fun. --Math Poet 23:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I administer the psych tests?--Math Poet 23:39, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

What? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
You know, the shock therapy tests that determine if someone is sane enough to join the Army. --Emmzee 13:22, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh. He ca do them. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I would like to join the army. I want to give back to Uncyclopedia. --Sir Tripod2282 Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~19:44, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Before the other tripods blow us all up? Sure, you can join. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY. Can I retain my rank of JamLord? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 23:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

You are with the Grue Army. You are a soldier. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I would like join the Grue army since vandalism is going to be high since...you know...--Scott 06:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you can join, just in case, well... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Could I join?--Luck 03:09, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Ooh ooh! Can I join! Pretty please! Ill be ur bestest friend... for a few minutes... -MackMantalkcontribs

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join in the kool-aid?? --Kingkitty 13:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer


Uh, I don't want to join, where can I go to dodge the draft? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)

I'll join if you do as my sig says. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:01, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

We don't take exchanges. Sorry! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

What brand of beer are your canteens serving ? If it's not [Atlas 8.5] then you just lost one potential recruite-- di Mario 20:10, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Pretty much most kinds... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
That's not an answer. [Atlas 8.5] ? Yes or No ? Don't waste my time. -- di Mario 22:26, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

/me gives Dimario his kind of beer. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Oooh! grue beer! Juss like the kind little Wend would get me s'turday nights. She an her Teleport 2.0. It was quite the thingy. I was so proud of her. Wunder wherzzz she is nowadays...hiccuppe! srohry...sohry...pardon me! Lasss I heard, shwazzz off in Parish or shome shutsh plaishe. Wiv ur lover, nouw get this, eeh was a klingon...urm...dork...nup...borg! Ha ha actually he was a dork as well. Anyroads, thems twos was madly in love, haven't heard in ages from 'er. Aw, the ravageses of time. -- di Mario 21:05, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I wunna join (w00t) --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 30px-Sucrose_b.gif Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 06:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Join you may or may not, that is not for me to decide. However, my indentation is mine. Go get your own! It is free, anyways. No point in trying to get in on my ride. Shoo! -- di Mario 18:01, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry guys, I forgot to check my watchlist. You guys are official soldiers of the Grue Army. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

May I join the Grue army? I would like to be on the Twin Suns Squadron. • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) CheeseChapel_small.jpg

Indeed. I will place you in Twin Suns for you. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join up as a ballistic missile or something? Sirrus, /\/\4573|2 0|= j412(,0|\|!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one0|V3 16:44, 23 May 2007 (UTC)AAAARGHa grue! run like hell!

You can join as a soldier. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I wish to join and am officially sending in my application--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 23:46, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I wish to ZOMGHAX myself here, since I already shovel stuff into QVFD and ICU, and revert stuff if I see it, although someone always seems to beat me to the reverts. I blame Hinoa. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 08:54, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

I want to join. please? --The.original.joe.shmoe 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

ahem, Can I join? please??The.original.joe.shmoe blahnystagmus!!

I would also like to join. Basically cause I suck at writing articles and would like to make Uncyclopedia for the better by editing and crap. --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 23:36, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, indeed, indeed. Sowwy, i haven't checked this for a while. I'm putting it back on my watchlist. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I request admission into your super-secret club.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:08, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure. Soldier Ljlego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:50, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join. I will revert vandalism and do other dwarfish work --Pieface 03:57, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Of course! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:05, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join the army.--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure if HGG would approve of you so soon given your history, but for the record I fully support adding you to the army. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 01:50, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
I love nothingmore than a vandal turned helpful user forevermore. (And talking like Edgar Allan Poe.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:05, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Permission to join, please?--KingNike 17:06, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I too wish to fight the...ah...infidel. WITH VIGOUR! El Pollo Diablo 07:53, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Can I join? Please? Social Studiously 11:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

May I Have Permission To Join The Grue Air Force? ( i think there's a grue air force isnt there? :p) and join yellow squadron? Bonner 20:59, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Whoa... Ok.. sure, yes, affirmitive, and of course. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Thank you! Where do I start? Social Studiously 12:40, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Sign me up, Grue. --Eiyuu Kou 19:43, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Of course. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:46, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm. To add yet another Uncyc inner organization to my resume, I'd like to sign up. -RAHB 10:20, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

And of course because I want to kill vandals after what they've done to some of my pages -RAHB 10:20, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join, too. --Chrissy 18:29, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Sign me up!!!--azza 16:10, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Im in the mood 4 some grue... Sign my name!!!--Cheesierboy 14:36, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to join, now with no whoring. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:00, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Can I please join? Resto 06:24, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Got room for another Zorker-eating warrior? A-slice-of-cake 09:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, so many people. Check the page, cause I would like to join! Ha! srxticon.png SRXT. 14/08 10.59

Ready for duty, Captain! (Also, if I join, I've got a friend who might join with me.) --YeOldeLuke 22:36, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join, if possible, to the Twin Suns Squadron. Death to crap! --Drhlajos 17:35, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Permission to join, Sir. It'll make me feel important, Sir. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA! 08:39, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Can i join please? Duy Huu Nguyen 11:28, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm getting bored of eating herring, and I've heard vandals are good with ketchup. Avy-djgentoo-18px.png DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and 400% more death metal. Also in red. 20:02, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Yea, you're in Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA VFS? 03:07, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Can I change my rank?

To "Human Meat Shield." --Emmzee 01:10, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Granted. You are now a meat shield and rations. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:21, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

And i'd like to change MY rank to "Spartan T45". Please? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 01:44, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Uhhhh... in your imagination. Sorry. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:47, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I deny any involvement with this silliness

I've got my own silliness. You wouldn't know it. It lives in Canada. --Sir Modusoperandi 03:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

*Starnestommy eats Modusoperandi for not joining. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:47, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
I'm joining the Modusoperandi Army! (Yes, again. (I got kicked out the first time.)) —Braydie 20:53, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
I have an army? Wicked! --Sir Modusoperandi 02:39, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
*Defender 911 eats Braydie for joining a rival organization. His liver could've used some more salt. --68.49.250.152 21:56, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
/me eats Defender 911 for not signing in --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 00:19, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
/me shoots Defender 911... first Defender 911 for eating a sysop --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:22, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

For those of you who have joined The Grue Army........

You have permission to put the following userbox on your userpage: (it's the code, not the userbox itself)

{{Grue_Army}}

Simply copy and paste that onto your userpage and, well, you know the rest. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎

Trar, THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!! Man, you went crazy with that!!! Also, that may earn you a "Combat Honor Medal", sill working on it...

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the comment. I am a userbox whiz, aren't I? Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎
P.S. Or I could get the Medal Of Vigilance. Just a thought. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎
The medal of Vigilance is for doing something very cool, helpful, or something that everyone likes. Combat Honor Medal, is one of those "Things that are appreciated, but aren't as important. CHM can be given by anyone. MOV given by me or authorised users.

Also, you are welcome. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 21:07, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Beeth Lord Fluffy, as an allied God, authorized to bequeath the Medal of Vigilance unto the worthy? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

No. Not yet. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 21:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Yet? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Not yet. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

"Yet" implies that Lord Fluffy has not met a condition... What is the condition? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:09, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Joining*. And doing something awesome.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

  • optional

I am an Allied Godly Entity. I think that should count for the first. And I revert things here and there when I have time... What constitutes "awesome"? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:16, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Uhhh... reverting a full scale stupid vandaliser's edits? Also, joining was optional. --High Gen. Grue 03:20, 21 April 2007 (UTC)


I request permission to join Red Squadron, since I believe reverting vandalism is my best quality. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎

You don't NEED permission. Jus t add yourself to all squarons you want to join. --High Gen. Grue 15:31, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

How to I join? I love Grues!-Nonbasher 01:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)NonbasherNonbasher 01:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Must I answer... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer


We're doing well!

The Grue Army has 32 and a half(counting Lord Fluffy, our allied fluffy god) last time I counted. I expect this number to grow. (make that 45) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 13:04, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

I counteth as five, young Trar. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, no! You counteth as 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.01! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 19:53, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

So true. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Of course, it helps now you've started conscription:
“Uh, I don't want to join, where can I go to dodge the draft?”
~ The Man of Led
“Yes.”
~ Han Solo
/HGG adds Led to soldier list. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:56, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
I wanted to see if Led would freak out. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Want some mechas in your army?

What about User:SckrTrckrBot and User:BracaraBot? -- herr doktor needsAcharge Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Robotic drones mechas. Only if the orginal creators OK it. first, I need one from you, then one one from Heerenveen. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:40, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Sucker-Tracker is allright. Place it under a "mechanized division" or something. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Label them as assassin droids. SK-88 and BB-72. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 04:44, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
It's alright from me too. (On a side note, I completely forgot about this) –—Hv (talk) 26/05 21:23
OK. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
I also added AggroTerraBot. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Now that I've joined your war what is my first task?

Image:Test.gif <-- ^^See topic that this dancer is pointing to^^ --[citations needed] 03:02, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Dude... what?

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

As in am I supposed to look for Trolling to clean up myself and, if so, how am I supposed to find it? --[citations needed] 09:39, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I recommend you go trolling, and then clean it all up again. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Look under the bridges first, that's where they hang out. -- di Mario 15:18, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Trolls can use computers now? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:22, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Why hasn't CSM joined the Grue Army?

Because he wants to join the Grue Navy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:52, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

The Army gets swords, guns, and cannons.. The Navy gets guns, cutlasses, cannons. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
A cutlass is a kind of sword. I was kinda hoping for a fighter plane though. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:01, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Air Force gets the Fighter jets. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:14, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Have you never seen "Top Gun"? -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 02:46, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:50, 9 June 2007 (UTC) Can I join the Grue Air Force? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:27, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Switch offe the Sunne

May I point out that any military action whatsoever commisioned by the grue army requires utmost darkness? Because daylight scares the grue away. So how do you plan to bring this forth? Is there a grue fifthe colonne presently working in silence to sabotage the Sun ? Or will you just nuke it out of the sky? It is probably a bit too large for that, not to mention too distant. Or will you be operating exclusively during a Total Eclipse of the Heart Sun? And another, unrelated but similar point: will you be operating in the Netherlands as well? The Dutch are known to be in possession of some awesomely potent Extreme Sarcasm, not only their Army and Population, but the Queen as well. Don't let her polite manner and winning personality fool you, she once personally and singlehandedly slaugtered all of Unimatrix One (armed with one - one, count 'm - teaspoon). -- di Mario 12:26, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, most of our troops are HUMAN, and the Grues can change into humans whenver they want. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
The previous comment was entered by an unidentified grue brainwash victim -- di Mario
Pardons me for being pedantic, but I have three little points to make (well actually two points and one question):
  • The correct spelling of the plural of "Humon" according to the Book of grue Spelling is in fact Humon
  • The correct spelling of the plural of the "grue" entity is grue according to the Book of grue Spelling. Compare this to one sheep / a flock of sheep and one pair of trousers / two pairs of trousers. Thusly: One flock of grue, many flocks of grue.
  • Why would grue change into a Lesser Being (tm) such as a Humon ? They certainly do not stand to gain any advantage from such a metamorphosis.
And while I am at it, did you think of a method to turn off the sun? This is a crucial step if your so-called grue army is to accomplish anything at all on these earthly shores.
-- di Mario 16:21, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Actually, my comment is true. And when Grues DO turn Human, they are immune to light. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Ah, but when grue turn humon, they will be susceptible to anything that will harm a humon. Such as a well-placed fart, being hit over the head with an (empty) bottle of John, Jim or Jack, or being run over by a dilapidated old Volvo 850 (the 20 valve job) currently under my jurisdiction -- di Mario 17:21, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
But if the Grues DIDN'T turn human, then they would disintergrate under the light. and these human-grues are immune to everything a grue is immune to, even when human. Except maybe bans. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
You bring your so-called grue army, I'll bring the Volvo, plus my trusted aides John, Jack and Jim. Let us see whome of these so-called "armies" is the tougher one. Proposed battlefield: Earth. Don't bother to advertise your presence, I will be able to find you wherever you manifest yourselves, as I have both DRM and GPS on board. Oh, and a little thingy called P-R-E---E-M-P-T-I-V-E- -N-U-C-L-E-A-R- -S-T-R-I-K-E. Think devastation, mayhem, and a severe reduction in capablilities of your so-called army. -- di Mario 17:39, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Grues and Human-Grues are immune to nukes. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:41, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, then, that clears up some points. However, my Honour requires me to point out to you as a general in the presumably opposed army that when I fart, it will result in an Dutch fart. Dutch farts being potentially the uttermost toxic as yet, according to several case-studies conducted by the UN. And then of course, there is the slight matter of the Volvo. Have you ever witnessed a clash between a grue tank and a Volvo 850 and if so, can you tell me specifically whomeses inhabitants left the scene limping? Not the Volveans, I am sure. -- di Mario 17:57, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
The simple fact is, di Mario opposes the Grue Army. Take him away! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 12:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah sure. Take me away? You an what army ey? B'sides, your gonna hafta find me first. I am awol, presumed enemy counterinsurgence. -- di Mario 18:12, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Er, the Grue Army. /me throws a grue at di Mario. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Ummm.... Does anybody remember that I'm a god? As in "Allied Godly Entity"? Turning off the sun for a bit would be no difficult task... Just thought I'd mention it. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:37, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Question

Where can the LIST-O-RANKS be found? I'm a soldier and want to know if scout is better than soldier. What the hell does it mean? --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 30px-Sucrose_b.gif Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 11:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

My userspace. It goes from highest to lowest, soldier being lowest. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:25, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

anotehr question

what do you do once you joined and how do you move up in rank, please reply on my talk page. B0n B0nGrue_Jammy.gif12px-RedPhone.jpg

I wanna join!

I wanna join!~

--master5o1 11:24, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Better learn how to not annoyingly spam your signature then. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, NO. You don't spam your signa- damn, SbU beat me to it. Same reason for he guy who deleted other comments and put his request everywhere. --