Foucault

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“I love how he based Malcolm in the middle on his childhood experiences”

~ Oscar Wilde on Foucault

“A certain Chinese encyclopedia enumerated the various sorts of Foucault as divided into: '(a) belonging to the Emperor, (b) embalmed, (c) tame, (d) sucking pigs, (e) sirens, (f) fabulous, (g) stray dogs, (h) included in the present classification, (i) frenzied, (j) innumerable, (k) drawn with a very fine camelhair brush, (1) et cetera, (m) having just broken the water pitcher, (n) that from a long way off look like flies’.”

~ Oscar Wilde on 'Les Mots et les Choses'

“To call me a 'homosexual' is to use terminology that has existed only since the medicalisation of discourse that occurred in the mid-to-late nineteenth century, in line with the newly-established intersubjective demands of the hegemonic order of late capitalism. Because of the inevitable lacuna between signifier and signified, obvious to all of us with operating within post-Saussurean paradigms and demonstrated with particular clarity in the work of Jacques Derrida - in his book On Touching. John, Look, a Nancy Boy! - it can be said that the term 'homosexual' is an empty referant that serves only to enhance the political agenda of the late capitalist polity. Ooh, go on then stud, let me suck it.”

~ Michel Foucault on himself

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~ Michel Foucault on straight guys

“If i want to fuck someone then he should be available.”

~ Michel Foucault on Straight guys

Michel Foucault two years before his death. As you can obviously tell by the photo, he was very fond of Islamism.

Foucault was famous for pwning other philosophers of his time.

Easily the most dangerous man who has ever lived, Michel Foucault was one of the most prominent pre-Socratic philosophers. Born in Japan, in year 22BC, he became famous for writing his first book titled Baldness and Civilization at the age of 24, in 04 AD.

It is well recorded that he had sexual relations with many other philosophers, including Derrida and Habermas. Rumor has it that he once dated none other than Oscar Wilde, but it's unconfirmed.

He's known for inventing, among many other things, fundamental islamism, beard and history. He also invented paranoid psychosis, a condition believed to be caused by reading his books. He is the originator of the controversial theory of Don't Listen to Doctors, which inspired Czar Josef "Mario" Stalin of Soviet Russia to expire.

He broke his neck while he was trying to give himself aural pleasure trying to lick his own ear in an attempt which he himself described as "inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of the body - through the eroticization of the body, a creative enterprise, which has as one of its main features what I call the desexualization of pleasure." He died two days later, in 27 AD. Because their dates of death seem to correlate (or birth depending on how you decide they messed up their math), there is some speculation that Michel Foucault was in fact Original Jesus. If this is the case, cheese is good.

It also is speculated that Michel Foucault wrote most of Queen's songs, including "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice. He gained popularity as the Dan Brown of Socio-Political thinking.

Foucault easily bested anarchist degenerate Noam Chomsky in a televised debate--entirely through the power of bald. The debate topics were human nature, the just society, and looking awesome on television. Foucault professed not to believe in human nature, justice, heterosexuality, paper, AIDS or death. Captain Obvious interjected that Foucault was ranting like a paranoid, a suggestion that was easily rebutted by Foucault's awesome baldness.

It is commonly known that Foucault had the extraordinary ability to change the Iranian regime at will, and to defy expectations. Precisely for this reason, the Neoconservative Bush Administration currently seeks the power to resurrect this most terrifying philosopher.