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A particularly crafty fox, disguised as a cat
A particularly crafty fox, disguised as a cat

A fox is another name for the animal called the common sewer rat, but is neither a rat nor a sewer, but is in fact a fox. They are animals which keep in hiding in dry sclerophyll forests and fields because they generally attract negative conservationist attention and wolf whistles due to their status as a pest species in the Australian environment. The common response to this pestilence by men is generally jumping on their horses and going after them to have the foxes torn apart by their dogs. In an effort to be contrary the Americans instead react by staring and ogling in some bizarre ritual. Scholars believe the term comes from the ancient Hebrew acronym for "Father of Xavier," Xavier being the mythological boy who was half man and half fox. These animals have supported such failed shows as "Andy Richter Controls the Universe."


“So many vixens, so little time.”

~ Oscar Wilde on fox

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[edit] Famous Foxes

Most web searchers seek hot foxes
Most web searchers seek hot foxes

[edit] Lesser known Foxes

[edit] Sir Jacob de Fox

Sir Jacob is an evil genius fox living in Oxfordshire, England. He is undisputed ruler of Alternative Earth, Foxworld, the Sea of Tranquility and the space between his own ears, but hasn't yet had it pointed out to him that none of these places actually exist. A notorious Quaker, he is accomplished in the skill of mind-raping, his victims including Britney Spears, George Galloway and the whole of Switzerland. It has recently been revealed that Sir Jacob is the operator of that famous hand-puppet, George W Bush. [1]

[edit] Fox McCloud

Fox McCloud
Fox McCloud

Fox McCloud is a superhero from Malaria, a planet in the Lylat System. Fox, as his name would imply, is half fox, half cloud, and half Irish. Along with his gay friends, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare, and Falco Lombardi, Fox fights evil and the Titanic pretty much everywhere in the galaxy. All of this is clearly not true and Fox McCloud is a G.

[edit] Notes for people visiting America

Please be aware that the American Government is in no way gonna allow foxhunting - for some reason, the Americans think that the meaning of the word fox is a sleazy female human prostitute (which seems to be a highly protected species over there). Please note that they are actually two completely different animals, to avoid confusion and embarrassment.

[edit] Notes for people visiting England

Please be aware that the British Government, ever mindful of the amount of time spent by young Englishmen ogling hot babes when they should be paying taxes, has recently banned the hunting and hounding of foxes.

[edit] Notes for people visiting Australia

Fox hunting for environmental reasons is fully permitted in Australia, but only if you are a member of that infamous terrorist organisation, the National Parks and Wildlife Service (which, to keep its identity secret, has recently renamed itself the Department of Environment and Conservation). Otherwise, go to the nearest pub, get smashed on booze and choke yourself on snags.

[edit] Foxes as pets

Foxes are like cats or dogs, tame and never change. Better if found wild.

[edit] Oscar Wilde again

Now the only legal way to pursue hot totty such as Avril Lavigne is to make a formal request to the Master of the Horn, Oscar Wilde, as in the following reconstruction:

Prospective Pursuer
I wisheth to pursue Avril Lavigne, for she maketh me want to lie down in green pastures, and her arse is tight and spankable.
Oscar Wilde (for it is he)
I bet it is, buster, but you're gonna have to wait for me to finish her off. Boyakasha!
Prospective Pursuer
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life...
(Both in unison)
And we shall dwell between her creamy thighs forever. Amen.

[edit] See also

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