Foxophrenia
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Foxophrenia is a mental disorder that occurs in men. Men with this condition become attracted to young women in a sexual manner.
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[edit] Signs and symptoms
- Blushing
- Looking at girls
- Thoughts about girls
- Tendency to become excited when near a girl
- Constant erections
[edit] Diagnosis
Foxophrenia overstimulates a part of the brain called the hypothalamus, which is in charge of the man's fertility. When the hypothalamus is overstimulated, testosterone builds up, leading the man to become kind of sexually pleasured and so on. If a foxophrenic's sexual urges are denied, they will often experience boredom and loneliness as the levels of testosterone in their blood stabilize.
When men with foxophrenia catch sight of a woman they find attractive, they behave in a sexually erratic manner characteristic of the disorder. Homosexuals find this intolerable.
[edit] Epidemiology
There are no recorded cases of foxophrenia passing from one person to another, leading scientists to believe its cause to be genetic, rather than pathological. This also makes a worldwide pandemic nearly impossible. As girls become more attractive over time, so do the foxophrenic rates. When boys reach puberty, foxophrenia really kicks in as girls also go through that process.
[edit] Stimulation
Girls play the main part of causes under those factors.
[edit] Body shape
Most foxophrenics prefer women with thin bodies and large 'lady bumps', which refer to breasts and buttocks. There are beliefs that overall body shape is a major defining factor in outer beauty, according to art history.
[edit] Hair
This is what sets girls apart from boys. Hair with a minimum length of chin level can satisfy foxophrenics, especially with exotic hair colours and styles.
[edit] Face
Foxophrenics desire girls with pretty faces. Some make up pleases some foxophrenics but they are fussy about eye colour.
[edit] Breasts
The breasts are one of the lady bumps and foxophrenics find them as one of the most attractive parts of a girl's body whereas their main function is to provide milk for newborn babies.
The breasts have different names all over the world. In the UK, they're mainly called breasts but some people call them tits or boobs. Boobs are considered a popular name in Australia and any other English speaking countries. Busts are being considered rare.
[edit] Buttocks
Like breasts, buttocks are considered a lady bump. With the lady bumps, especially those that are big, plump and round really excites foxophrenics.
Also, the buttocks have different names. In Canada and the USA, they're called a butt and especially in America, they're called a bootie. In the UK, it's called a bottom and in Australia, it's called and arse or bum.
[edit] Clothing
Clothing changes by time. By the 1980s, clothes get thinner, showing more of the woman's body profile. Colourful clothes have eyes caught from foxophrenics and probably, some clothes that show more of some skin. That definitely applies to underwear as hipster underwear impacts the fashion movement. Usually, girls move away from full brieves and high cut underwear in favour of better looking hipster underpants and bras with an apparent lower profile are on the agenda. With the fashion movement, clothes have apparently got sexier, especially growing trends of sexy lingerie.
Other causes
The other causes are mainly with girls in media.
- In magazines, Cosmopoiltan, Cleo, Girlfriend and Dolly, sometimes, The Woman's Day plays host for girls and are known to attract men, leading to Foxophrenia.
- TV Shows and some cartoons feature some girls and they put it nicely. One TV show, Girl TV had been attracting some boys. Some cartoons featuring girls had some of that effect. In one occasion, one Foxophrenic had to be restricted to watching G rated video, counting The Little Mermaid out.
- Females had been known to attract foxophrenic men in music. Not just by listening, but buy watching music videos. So far, one of the female pop group, The Pussy Cat Dolls had been a great attraction towards foxophrenics and others had some of that effect.
[edit] Treatment and services
There is no known cure or treatment, but support groups can provide help for foxophrenics.
[edit] Prognosis
They had been some interesting facts based on recent researches. Other than that men get attracted to girls, with married couples, it had lead to some hiatus with marriage. Wives of foxophrenics had been displeased because their husbands get attracted and behave with pleasure and the wives believed that their husbands pay less attention to them. What's worrying is that husband foxophrenics have a chance to have a love affair with a girl and thereby, cheat on their married wives.
A study involving teenage boys just got more interesting. So far, they had been developing crushes on girls and they get more interested in girls earlier than an average teenage boy. They also get more jealous and lose socialty quicker as they start to feel upset and they're more a target of being picked on for having a crush on someone and their sexuality, in which they tend to hide their own sexuality.
Another study showed that young foxophrenics have a commitment to go to parties so that they can play with girls as some referred them as chicks. Some have commitment but are unwilling to do so because they're attached to their families.
As foxophrenics get older, some studies revealed that they get a bit worried of old age, even though they're reproductive systems still work whereas women getting old get Menopause. Another fact is that their sex drive is dwindling with old age.
Foxophrenic countries
Brazil is the most foxophrenic country with 20,682,039 men with Foxophrenia followed by Canada(12,204,962) and the United States of America(12,203,846).
| Country | No. of foxophrenics |
|---|---|
| Brazil | 20,682,039 |
| Canada | 12,204,962 |
| USA | 12,203,846 |
| Australia | 9,896,734 |
| UK | 9,785,083 |
| New Zealand | 9,623,497 |
| France | 9,601,786 |
Other countries including Mexico, Argentina, Germany, Portugal, Finland, Turkey, Italy, Austria, Japan, Thailand, Palau, Estonia, Malaysia and Indonesia are considered growing foxophrenic countries as populations of foxophrenics in those countries increase.
[edit] Screening and prevention
Screening is usually easy, just by observing one man's reaction towards young women and if he feels pleasured, he's a foxophrenic. There is no easy prevention however.
[edit] Popular views and misconception
There had been some popular views of people in Foxophrenia. In Dr. Phil, one man gets attracted to ladies that are foxy to him whilst he is married. His marriage was brought to a crisis and he's with Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil believed his patient's behaviour is normal for a man while some believe he's got a bit of Foxophrenia and it's not only that average men get Foxophrenia, celebrities can get it as well.
Some celebrities had been known to be foxophrenics and foxophrenic targets. Not only celebrities but even cartoon characters can be foxophrenic targets and it only includes girls, not boys.
Known foxophrenics
- Kanye West
Rap artist Kanye West had been known as a foxophrenic. The evidence is in his music videos as it featured young sexy women. In Gold Digger, the women featured wore sexy lingerie and clothing. The song, Touch The Sky, featured Pamela Anderson, with big breasts. The Good Life had plenty of girl references. In the music video, it featured a young women who is pretty, sexy and wore a leotard with stockings. Kanye was featured looking at a fictional pornographic magazine "The Goods" and had a naked woman on the front cover with her breasts censored and in a moment when he put on his sunglasses, a girl's buttocks appeared on the lenses.
- Chris Brown
Chris Brown, a teenage popstar had always loved girls. It's evident in his songs and music videos that he makes love with girls and that all girls featured wear casual clothes that made them look sexy. Critics and journalists suspect that Chris Brown is a foxophrenic.
- Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake had been known to love young girls. Throughout his music career, his music videos featured girls and some of them make love with Justin. This scenario is enhanced in the introduction of his new album Future Sex and Love Songs. He had been called "The King of Sex" while some preffer to call him a "King of Foxophrenia".
- Kevin Rudd
Kevin Rudd, opposition leader for the Australian Labor Party and now, Prime Minister had been struck by rumours and conspiracies by going to a strip club. Psychological experts have believed that it was foxophrenic behaviour, but Kevin Rudd defends his foxophrenic claims.
- Jesse McCartney
Jesse McCartney is known as a chick magnet and he had always admired girls. Through his music videos, he had 3 girls travelling with him in a car including his "girlfriend" in Beautiful Soul. In another song had 2 girls in an SUV deciding who will move ahead. Jesse or the girls. It is believed that Jesse McCartney had Foxophrenia.
- Sean Kingston
One of the new popstars, Sean Kingston has a desire of girls. In his first song Beautiful Girls, he said that girls have you suicidle. Critics have said he doesn't like being alone and he likes girls so much that he wrote songs about girls.
Known foxophrenic targets
- Atomic Betty
Being a "toughest chick in the alien world", Atomic Betty had caught eyes of boys, even though she's still a child. She had red hair and green eyes that stand out along with her outfit and her skinny body shape, without being anorexic. A study revealed that boys who saw Atomic Betty wished that all girls are like her in some stage.
- Princess Natasha
Like Atomic Betty, Princess Natasha isn't an adult, but a teenager. According to foxophrenics, girls becoming teenagers go through puberty resulting changes on their bodies but the animators of the cartoon Princess Natasha won't go too far for a good reason. The main character of course, Princess Natasha had been attracted by some boys watching TV. The refusal to add breasts and buttocks isn't enough because of Natasha's hair, face and her thin body shape.
- Cleo Carter
Cleo Carter, a pre-teenager from the cartoon Tutenstein had been known to attract boys watching television. As you would expect, Cleo is a girl, so she has a wicked hair style and clothing that is usually unique to girls. Also, she's thin as well. There had been some reports of boy viewers blushing but that didn't stop Discovery Kids, the main creator of Tutenstein.
- Avril Lavigne
Being Canada's hottest girl, Avril Lavigne has sure caught eyes. She had an exotic fashion taste with a lot of style and a potential of attraction and to hot things up, she has attitude and a hot spot on boys. After her return, her songs Girlfriend and Hot had put things nicely.
- Brainiac babes
Brainiac, a british science show has science abuse and fun and to make it sexier, Brainac featured some "babes". But there are a few problems. Some experts believed that the babes take the minds from viewers out of science and into sexuality.
- Hannah, Reanne & Talia
Those girls from a cartoon, Girl Stuff Boy Stuff had been an attraction to growing foxophrenics as it's targeted for teenagers. They have style in hair and in the clothes they wear. Strangely, the girls are in a "foxy" order range starting with Hannah, the youngest and a bit plain to Reanne, who is older and more stylish and Talia, the oldest and the most superior one of all.
- The Veronicas
Although they're a bit similar to Avril Lavigne but The Veronicas aren't Canadian or American, they come from Australia. They're twins and are really distinguishable with pale skin, black hair and red lips and other make-up put on. And not to mention the clothes they wear particularly with plenty of jewellery, short-sleeved clothing and fish-net stockings.
They are a big attraction, not just foxophrenics ever since their first hit release 4ever. In one study, it showed that boys who live locally are the most foxophrenic towards The Veronicas mainly beacause no other girl looks similar to them. In this scenario, boys blush, their hearts race and they even feel hot and not to mention they can find getting The Veronicas out of their heads difficult. Sometimes, the same thing happens to boys in America, even some that live in cities. But strangely in Europe, The Veronicas had attracted a lot of boys and turned them into foxophrenics. In response, music video shows had to restrict songs made by The Veronicas.
However, this trend is hardly affected with one sister, Jessica having hair more browner than Lisa's hair and having blonder hair featured in Hook Me Up. Some people didn't recognise her and Jess returned to have traditional black hair. Also, their lip colours have changed to pink but red lips still existed in some TV footages and a trend in Los Angeles hasn't much affected the foxophrenics. And not to mention they're Wildlife Warriors.
[edit] Alternative approaches
After finding some bizarre foxophrenic responses, action had to be taken. In TV, some shows and cartoons had to be restricted and moved elsewhere. The distributors and creators Canadian Television Fund, KOL and Discovery Kids supported the idea. Sometimes, music videos had to be restricted to prevent more foxophrenics but not only that, there had been studies of girls hating their bodies when they look at music videos. In the likes of The Veronicas, some countries with growing foxophrenics wouldn't allow songs to be played for good measure. In some newsagents, salespeople won't allow boys to buy girl magazines for a good reason. For some foxophrenics, they can be restricted to G rated videos and DVDs and some vidoes including The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas and HI-5 are in the restriction list.
[edit] History
Foxophrenia came from the word "foxy mind" and american professor of psychology, Swane Philopousis coined the name "Foxophrenia". In 1968, men had been attracted to women in a foxy manner. In that time, America and France are known foxophrenic countries.
In the 1970s, the foxophrenic tradition started in the UK as women wore fancy head pieces and make-up and good dresses.
In the 1980s, foxophrenics were growing as women start to move from old style fashion to more stylish and exotic fashion. Australia and Brazil are next for new foxophrenic countries.
Throughout the 1990s and onwards, the foxophrenic rates were rising. Younger women are on the hot spot of foxophrenics while the fashion movement is changing with breast implants, navel piercings and sexier clothing. New Zealand becomes the next foxophrenic country and also, Canada is the next country with Avril Lavigne leading the foxophrenic tradition.
[edit] Foxoprenic trend movement by time
Woman's style pre 1980s.
Looks nice in that time but as time goes by, it gets a bit boring.
Woman's style 1999 and onwards.
Oooh, she's hot.
