Francois Bayrou
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“What's this modem thing, anyway?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bayrou
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François Bayrou is/was/will be a French politician, born in 1997.
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[edit] An early start in politics
He decided to enter politics very early, at age 4, when a school mate tried stealing his wallet. This way, he was trying to fight injustice and deprive thieves from four o'clock.
[edit] 2007 traumatism
In 2007 happens the second drama of his life: Nicolas Sarkozy wins the presidential contest by being very polite with his challenger, Ségolène Royal. François buys himself a new modem and decides playing alone.
French clergy and big media groups take the power. Discussion starts about how to start splitting the remainders of French Republic between Catholics, Muslims, Saints of last days and Luciferian buddhists.
[edit] 2009 war
In 2009, George W. Bush, short before the next presidential polls, realizes he invaded the wrong country, and moves his troops from Iraq to Iran.
After the United States of America have become a field of Nuclear radiations, and after France has become an Islamic Republic directed by Napoleon IV, François uses his giant ears to fly away. He asks for political asylum in Baden-Baden in Germany.
[edit] Other things we are quite not certain of
After that, rumours pretend that François buys himself a new printer, or that he works in a circus, or that he becomes a woman.
Some other say that the so-called "modem" toy is in fact the name of a political party, but that's a ridiculous idea.
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