Frank Lloyd Wrong

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Frank Lloyd Wrong (b. Hoboken NJ, 1970) was a famous American architect who designed houses, strip malls, and Check Cashing stores. His most famous house was a remarkable small ranch that had unlimited space inside. In fact, it could support 6 children, a maid, a dog, two parents, and Cousin Oliver.

Despite being a 1-story house, it also sported a full-size attic which could at various times house several children and a goat.

[edit] Early Years

He was born in the smelly town of Hoboken, New Jersey, USA, and raised by wolves. As a child he spent a great deal of time masturbating and watching that 70's show (at the same time). This resulted in a restraining order from Miss Mary Anne, who could see him in her Magic Mirror. Eventually, he violated his restraining order and spent some time in jail before his wolf brothers came and rescued him from the prison today known as alqutraz...

After escaping he found it nescessary to take revenge on Mary so he took her into some catacombs, chained her to a wall, and cemented the room shut with bricks. She screamed for 7 days and 6 nights in the luxuray of the cramped room made of dead corpses before she chewed off her wrists to escape the shackles but never could escape the brick wall Frank had built so superbly so Frank became an architect

[edit] Free at Last

After he was released from prison, he settled in Hooterville, where he built his first home.

Just like his most famous home which housed animals ranging from frogs to goats, this one was designed so domestic pigs can mix freely with human inhabitants. It was eventually sold to a laywer from New York City and his wife.

[edit] Neverland and Beyond

He designed his own home-studio complex, called Neverland (after the 6th-century Welsh poet whose name means literally "little boy"). After being arrested again in 1985 (again for violating a restraining order, this one from Barney the purple dinosaur), the house had a series of celebrity owners starting with Liza Minelli, then Bo Bice, Ted Turner, Nipsey Russell, and finally Michael Jackson. Neverland is considered by everyone in America to be the finest example of American Architecture.

Neverland, Frank Lloyd Wrong's Masterpiece.