Fremskrittspartiet
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FrP believes in freedom to spend money on what we want to. Namely me.
– Carl I. Hagen
Fascism never looked so unimagineably stupid.
– Oscar Wilde on Fremskrittspartiet
Fremskrittspartiet is the libertarian party of Norway. They are also known as FrP, The Nazi-Punks and 1, 2, 3 Nazi Polizei. The leader is warlock Carl I. Hagen who is now indefinitely on holiday in Spain, leaving crony lieutenant Siv Jensen to fight on. Other important members is his sister and wife, Eli Hagen, and his mistress Siv Jensen. Most of the members are pigs and evil Diana Ross/Michael Jackson clones. Eli is one of the clones, while Siv Jensen is a vet who became a retard when a horse kicked her in the head. Siv Jensen is also known for her long lasting relationship with the lesbian princess Märtha-Louise, who left her for the blonde porn star Mette Marit. This is mainly the reason for their "We Want to be a Republic"-attitude.
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[edit] History
FrP goes a long way back, and is responsible for many tragedies in Norway. They were originally the nazi party in World War III, but changed their name and pretended to be another party when things started to go wrong. They are no longer against the jews, because they found out that the real bad guys are the muslims. They want to kick all the foreigners out of the country, since they are the only people who are smart enough to see their evil plan: making the government rich and everyone else poor. Hence the killing of all communists, socialists and scumbags like that.
In 2005, a large percentage of the Norwegian population was temporarily abducted by vicious space-squirrels from the planet of Neptun, and were replaced by brainless drunkards from Uranus. Because of this, Fremskrittspartiet received an immense, yet short-lasting popularity.
Because of the space-squirrels, FrP won the election in 2009, but was brutally thrown away from their power position by the queer Queen Mette Marit of Buck-Toothed Dentists.
[edit] FrP, economists and magic
FrP, as the only Norwegian party, believes in pure magic. It doesn't matter what economists say, FrP-politicians (all of them Nobel Prize winners in Economics) believe people should be allowed to print their own money. "No inflation will occur because God is watching over us," says party leader Carl Herbert Walker Hagen Jr. to Aftenposten.
