French Noblemen
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A french nobleman (le French bonjour nobleman merci; in native tongue) is one with a penis who resides in England, serving of the peasant class. French noblemen tend to serve none but their lords of manor; the great Chickens of Kyrgyzstan. Reknowned for their skills of disembowelment of remote controls, the French Noblemen of England have always been feared. French noblemen are born from the Noble du Franze tree; blooming similar to that of oranges until they fall off and break their legs. The first two months of a French Nobleman's life is spent in agony.
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[edit] History
The first French Nobleman was discovered on Mars in 1 AD. There was some debating over whether or not he was Jesus, who had simply flew from his cross to become a Martian refugee, or whether he was indeed, a French Nobleman of English Decent. He died of loss of oxygen before anyone could demand answers, though.
[edit] Pastimes
French Noblemen enjoy drinkin' down the ales, smokin' up the Cannabis Sativa, shootin' the heroin sideways, and snortin' the cocaine diagonally to the left. Because of this, French Noblemen were never known to live long. They also like to toil in the fields while making their slaves clean their feet.
[edit] Racial Dispute
French Noblemen, while hailing from France, come from England. French in name, they be English in honour. French Noblemen are confused on their alignment, and during wars between France and England, many French Noblemen of English Decent have been known to murder other French Noblemen of English Decent, not knowing which side which French Nobleman of English Decent was fighting for.
[edit] French Englishmen of Noble Decent
A French Englishman of Noble Decent is a man who was born to an English Mother and a French Father, born in the city of Noble, Pluto. Considering the detrimental health effects of Pluto's utter lack of oxygen and negative six billion temperatures, French Englishmen of Noble Decent are extremely rare.
