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In the history of the Raisins, there has been two revolutions. In Raisin terms, a revolution is the act of merciless killing of everyone in their path while Raisins march to the Raisin White House.

The Revolutions were both fueled by the demands of the Anti Raisin Club

[edit] First Frenchraisin Revolution

Hitler, the leader of the Raisins, in all his glory.

The Frenchraisin Revolution was a raisin revolution in Europe, that led to the death of the Raisin President Clinton. The Revolution occurred in 42 A.C. The death of President Clinton was an accident. While marching and killing towards the Raisin White House, Clinton decided to date one of his secretaries on a nearby restaurant. The restaurant was known for its delicacy in Raisin, and therefore was an active target of the Raisins. The restaurant was attacked from all sides, and everyone inside was forced into a small room (which Clinton decided take advantage of). The Raisins were unaware of the President's presence in the restaurant (people say he was wearing a costume, to throw off politicians). The restaurant was later filled with ranch dressing, which killed everyone in the room, including President Clinton. After the death of Clinton, many lawyers started appearing from hidden shelters (Refer to the Raisin Timeline). Many raisins killed themselves when they learned that their president was dead, and they where the ones responsible. ^[1]

[edit] Second Frenchraisin Revolution

The Second Frenchraisin Revolution caused thousands of deaths in Europe. It was the fight for the golden raisin. The golden raisin is, as implied by the name, a golden raisin. The Golden Raisin was considered a myth and a tale, until one lone French raisin farmer encountered a massive locked box under his plantation. The locked box contained the mythical Golden Raisin, which was said to have magical powers. The farmer kept it a secret for 1 week, and was later discovered by on-lookers. As the Raisin Police wanted to obtain the Golden Raisin, the raisin people protested. So it became such a movement that it fired a revolution, the second Frenchraisin Revolution. Not much is known about the second Frenchraisin Revolution, as the raisin people destroyed many sources (like Raisin TV intl.), much of the knowledge was passed by drunken raisins, and is therefore being held the truth.

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