Fret wanking

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A true practitioner makes the most of any opportunity

1. Masturbation when anxious, stressed, or under other abnormal circumstances. Individuals who succumb to the temptation of Fret Wanking can sometimes wank continuously for extended periods of time. Documented evidence exists of an individual who spent three and a half months wanking nonstop. He required life support following the first four days. Doctors classify a case of fret wanking this severe as a seizure. Can lead to 'the Gush'.

2. Overly ostentatious or self-indulgent guitar playing. Particularly prevalent in Heavy Metal. See The Edge, Slash out of Gnus and Sores or anything metal. Often accompanied by guitar licks and other kinky acts (see: G-string).

The band Slayer are known for being the worlds leading band in Fret Wanking. Just listen to raining blood. enough said.

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