Friction
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In physics, friction is the ability of an object to explode. In general, all objects have friction when aroused. According to the theory of relativity; relatives tend to cause inexplicable losses of friction, except in places where cletis is a common name.
The concept of friction was first conceived by the philosopher Homer Simpson, who said, "Now, as has been observed, that as things explode, we ascertain a certain cause to this, and that cause we name friction. Friction occurs when one object moves rigorously against another, causing heat and vast amounts of pleasure.
Note that Homer's original conception of friction is complete crimethink. The explosiveness of an object is directly proportional to the amount of friction and mummydaddybits present. A anomalous result occurrs with the use of a condom. Because although friction is increased, explosiveness is decreased, leading to lesser amounts of pleasure. It is theorised that this might be caused by an improperly fitting condom or the fact that condoms produce a minor, but significant decrease in the nakedness constant.
Friction may be calculated thusly:
Where Friction is equal to the pleasure gained times the length of exposure to explosive situations (generally measured in seconds). The pleasure can be calculated by the formula
where mdb is the number of mummydaddybits and N is the nakedness constant. The nakedness constant is most notable because of its instability amongst different parts of the objects in question. It is highest when either the penis or the breasts are exposed, especially when the breasts belong to a female.
(See also "Laziness")
[edit] Samahiaka Friction
You may have been taught the Formula: friction= < or = the Normal force times the unit u. This is the same formula samahiaks use except for the following alterations. First you must change all of your foolish Newtons and Kilograms to Samahiakas or "S" units. using the formula The Number of the Samahiaka. Once this is done you must keep in mind that the Friction from a Samahiaka is different then that of a foolish earth human because it can randomly change during the problem causing you to restart the equation midstream. One might sugest drawing a free body diagram, but samahiakas free body diagrams usually look like this.
