Friendship
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Friendship is a human noun. Two humans are said to achieve friendship if they have a friendly relation or intimacy. Lord Byron once said "Frienships are the chocolate chips the cookies of life." When Ben Affleck was asked what his definition of frienship was, he cried uncotrollably.
My friend Mia says friendships are really, really cool, good, important and good. And also that they tend to make people happy, except when the friend makes her sleep in the wet spot- wait- never mind.
[edit] Are Friend Ships important?
Yes, they are. Without them you would sink into the eternal pits of hell, because everything is fluid (According to theBuddhists) and so you would sink without a Friend Ship. Also, they serve as the only working currency in Mo i Rana.
[edit] Non Human Friendship
Although humans are the only beings thought to experience(i am the lord of geese and your nan is green) friendship there have been several reported cases of friendship in cats. The first sighting of this was in Texas in 1997, when a local shopkeeper saw cats who she said were "jackin' each other." The American government have vehemently denied reports that friendship exists in cats. George Bush addressed the issue in November 2006, saying "If cats could be friends they wouldn't have to lick their own asses." Further controversy was sparked in 2001 when a man in Arizona claimed that he had experienced inter-species friendship with a cat. He claimed that his cat 'Nixon' would rub off him in a promiscuous manner as if trying to initiate friendship. The man was subsequently executed for his comments which were seen as treasonous.
[edit] The Friend Ship
Many people get 'friendship', the human noun, confused with the Friend Ship. The Friend Ship was a giant ship which sailed off the edge of the earth with thousands of ethnic minorities on board. The plan was devised by Reese Witherspoon who wanted "to cleanse our white christian earth from those unpure godless heathons". Unfortunately for her, not all ethnic minorities participated and several survived, and continue to walk among us.
