Fudge

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“I have only fond memories of fudge. I once worked in a factory where fudge was put into boxes. My boss said that I was the best accountant he'd ever seen! ”

~ Oscar Wilde on packing Fudge

“I am the most extreme fudge packer ever”

~ Oscar Wilde on packing Fudge (again)

A middle-aged German man. YEAH, FUDGE!

A heaping of Poop Cusine...err...I mean fudge!

A popular sweetmeat manufactured en masse since the late 1400's, fudge has a long and illustrious history. Fudge of the "Olde Skool", (that which pre-dates 1899,) was coloured with coal and beetle hides which gave it the distinctive "woody" flavour.

Nowadays, fudge is available in many flavours such as banana, hemp and political. It is worth twice its own weight in gold bullion.

1 Related Recipes
- 1.1 Uncle Oscar's Cheeky Chocolate Fudge
2 Other uses
3 Packing
4 Vortniploodge

[edit] Related Recipes

[edit] Uncle Oscar's Cheeky Chocolate Fudge

4lbs Fresh Butter
3/4 cups Caster sugar
1/2 cup single cream
5 drops Vanilla Essence
1/2 cup beetle extract
2 Snickers Bars
1/2lb Canolis, heated
Anus

Mix Butter and sugar together in a pan and simmer. Add cream and bring to boil. Crush snickers bar and add to mixture. Stir until melted and the mixture has the consistency of a sticky gunk. Filter beetle extract and vanilla essence through sieve into pan. Heat until firm, then nestle into snug little cubes and leave to set. serve in anus (may require packing) and eat thoroughly. Twice.

[edit] Other uses

Cut-Out and Keep Fudge Fact 104:
Fudge was considered such a luxury in ancient Persia that each
piece would commonly be eaten twice.

Fudge is commonly used as mortar when building with toffee bricks.

Fudge is the glue that holds the Bush administration together.

Fudge is a neurotoxin developed MicroSoft.

[edit] Packing

Relax don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to come When you want to come But shoot it in the right direction Make making it your intention-ooh yeah Live those dreams Scheme those schemes Got to hit me Hit me Hit me with those laser beams

[edit] Vortniploodge

It is this time that I truly mean it, no messing around this time, no sir ee. Yes I know, the time before I didn't really mean it, and the time before that, well I wasn't too sure even though I said that I meant it, I might not have meant it truly. But this time it's different, for you see, this time I truly mean it, and i'm not just saying that, no no no I mean it from the bottom of my heart. Yes, now, once and for all, I MEAN IT!! SO GIVE ME SOME GODDAMNED FUDGE, OH YUM OH YUM OH GOD THE FUDGE IT IS SO GOOD OH GOD THE FUDGE!!

	v • d • e Chicken Soup for the Eyes
	Baby food \| Beer nuggets \| Boogers \| Candy \| Cantaloupes \| Cheese sandwiches \| Condoleezza Rice \| Cornbread \| Hammus \| French bikinis \| Fried Chicken \| Fudge \| Goa Tse \| Hairy tacos \| Krispy Kreme \| Mushrooms \| Mangos \| MILK \| Paint stripper \| Penis \| Pudding \| Orange sherbet \| Rocky Mountain Oysters \| Turd burgers \| Spam \| Tablets \| Taco Bell