Fun in the Sun in Ancient Egypt

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The Ancient Egyptians loved to play in the Sun. That is why they had many names for the Sun. Those names were recorded in the manuscripts. Experts called Egyptologists theorized that those names were those of Sun Gods and Godesses. This is nonsense. Egyptians just loved playing in the Sun; that's all.

[edit] Stonehenge

When the Egyptian glory-days finished, many Egyptians moved to Stonehenge to continue their Sun play. Their descendants remain. You will see them playing in the Sun at Stonehenge, especially in the weeks around solstices and equinoxes. If you drop on by, you're welcome to join in.

[edit] Sunspots

Stonehenge is a mystical place. Playing there in the Sun can cause Sunspots to form on the skin. Stonehenge Sunspots are a good omen. However, Melanoma is bad. Spots on the skin from Sun playing at venues other than Stonehenge are not Sunspots and may be signs of Melanoma. So, check with your doctor. Unfortunately, though, some doctors misdiagnose Stonehenge Sunspots as Melanoma, and some Melanoma as Stonehenge Sunspots.