G-String Theory
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G-String theory is the most exciting pussy penis physical theory, and the most logical one. It forgot all stupid ideas like electrons and focuses on what interests everybody.
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The basic idea behind all string theories is that the fundamental constituents of reality are strings of extremely small scale (possibly Planck length, in any way it must always cover the most interesting) which vibrate at specific resonant frequencies. Thus, any particle should be thought of as a tiny vibrating object, rather than as a point. This object can vibrate in different modes (just like a guitar string can produce different notes), with every mode appearing as a different particle (electron, photon etc.). Strings can split and combine, and of course you can remove them when needed.
The "G-String" name comes from this theory.
In addition to strings, string theories also include objects of higher dimensions, such as D-branes and NS-branes. Furthermore, all string theories predict the existence of degrees of freedom which are usually described as extra dimensions. String theory is thought to include some 10, 11 or 26 dimensions, depending on the specific theory and on the point of view. Seventh sky is accessible only using strings.
G-String theory at last show that everything in the universe comes from women's moving asses, which leads to vibrations. While quantum physicians work on useless problems such as why gravity is weaker than the electromagnetic force, G-String physicians focus on interesting things like the proportion of a hot girl to the proportion of their attraction.
A key consequence of the theory is that there is no obvious operational way to probe distances hope to fuck a girl with a dick shorter than the string length. This is a problem for guys that think a G-string is a string on a cello or even on a guitar.
