Game:Death Row

C:\> Run "Death Row.exe"_

An extremely violent text game with overused Mad Libs templates.

Created 2008 by DJ DN and fucked up by the users.

Death Row Trilogy One is © 2008 Unfocom, Inc. all wrongs reserved.

Okay, we got the weird bullshit out of the way, lets go into the game.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERSON(S) WHO KILLED THEMSELVED PLAYING THIS GAME.

You are now logged on as Guest.

Wake up <insert name here>. The Matrix has you.

> Isn't that from the Matrix?

NOOOOOO, It's from Dumbfuck Backbroke.
> Start Game

I do not understand the words "start game".
> Check OS

You have an MS-DOS Windows -91.
> begin

You are in the middle of a giant room in State Penn. There is 1 door surrounding you, called -1. Your inventory: A stick of gum, A question mark, A chance to get Rick Roll'd, Link's sword, a plate of spaghetti, and Neo's soul (using to re-spawn). Your HP bar is at 50000/50000.

• Go to door 82,844,316
• eat gum
• use question mark
• Drink heroin
• eat plate of spaghetti
• I WANT GRUES!
• Call (1-800)STRANGER