Game:Engines and Emus

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 Engines and Emus Score: 1 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "engines_emus_online_server.exe"_

Flargus of Klargingham (Engine Master):Hello, <insert name here>. Welcome to the server! First, you must create a character. I'll set you up...

Serverbot:You have been redirected to CHARACTER CREATION.

Serverbot:To create a character, you must first decide what race you want to be.

Serverbot:You may be a human (I'm pretty sure you've met a lot of those in that land where people are made of meat)...

Serverbot:A Wimpius, a small teddy-bear like being that has only one ability, Spell of Attract All Nearby Grues...

Serverbot:A Shnargian, an alien being with psychic abilities known to spontaneously combust,

Serverbot:Or a Krick, a wise, old race that is so wise that they commonly are killed for being smart alecks.

<insert name here>:A human

<insert name here>:A wimpius

<insert name here>:A shnargian

<insert name here>:A krick

<insert name here>:Engines and Emus is geeky, and makes people occultic. It should be banned.

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