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All there is to know about UnQuest, the Human-Operated Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (HOMORPG). In this game, you type in real text commands into the cache list and do actions that way.

The cache is where the game commands are at.

[edit] Why Join?

not this again

You can get...

[edit] The world

The kingdom of Brazier. The regions are where you spawn in. In the light corner, the regions of Godsville, Heaville, William's, Capoeira, Friedrich and Metazis. In the dark corner, the regions of Fray, Creepsland, Devil'le, Gorzonia, Matroid and Manhattan. In between is neutrality, the great, where none can spawn in, yet, they can travel to.

To find out how to travel to these places, read Help. For a list of other users playing the game, see Players.

[edit] The cache

Read Help to find out how to start your game.

PLAY [DARK] [FRAY]

PLAY [DARK] [St. Germaine Principality] --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

No such region, you have been dropped of in Fray. See the map of Fray, to continue your goings on.

High Gen. Grue, a level 0 Lands Caper attacks y00! Like 5 minutes in the game and already its battle on! ATTACK (Lev. 1, 4 AP) or FLEE? EAT LANDS CAPER --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Also, SEX Peasant Woman --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:09, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

The lands caper flees due to your "eat expression". You therefore lose 1 Charm point (you should of attacked ya moron). Asides that, you successfully hump the Peasant Woman. You gain 2 Sexity points, and now have level 2 Sexity (thus, your sexity points are resetted).

EAT GM! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

By far, GM does not exist (and you're not hungry). Stop whoring the inexistance you doof!

eat peasant woman I just had sex with --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Stop it, you can't eat anything but smaller foods. What do you think this is, Uncyclopedia or something?

SEX Peasant woman (again) until she falls into unconciousness --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:36, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Success! You earn 2 SP.

PLAY [LIGHT] [Godsville]—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 03:19, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Ye be in the game. Yay! Now what?

PLAY [DARK] [Godwrong] Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 17:35, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

PLAY [DARK] [Fray] --IkeofCrimea 13:03, 17 October 2008 (UTC)