Game Boy
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“If you're gonna play the big hairy penis, ya gotta learn to play it right!”
~ Kenny Rogers on Game Boy
“Stop watching TV and put down your Game Boy!”
~ Obama on Game Boy
“I've played games with boys before, how I wish I could again!”
~ Michael Jackson on Game Boy
Game Boy (also pronouced, "Gay Boy" or "Gei Boi") is a quarterly homosexual men's magazine centered on and to satisfiy Homosexual, Pedophilia, Desires.
Founded by Japanese businessman Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog IV in 1922, who loved have sex with supermodels. Game Boy combined the two things geeks and nerds like most, MEGAMAN and POKEMON. The resulting magazine became a worldwide sensation overnight(Nintendo Power).
The head bitch in charge rules his Game Boy empire from The Game Boy Mansion on the windswept steppes of Osakawood, Japan. Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog made a deal with The Shins to distract boys from gameboys for a few years, cause the kids gave Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog a headache.
Throwing this magazine into a blender will lead to serious injury, death, gayness, rainbows, faggotry, pedo, or possibly entrance into an alternate universe.
