Game Boy
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“If you're gonna play the big hairy penis, ya gotta learn to play it right!”
~ Kenny Rogers on Game Boy
“Stop watching TV and put down your Game Boy!”
~ Obama on Game Boy
“I've played games with boys before, how I wish I could again!”
~ Michael Jackson on Game Boy
Game Boy (also pronouced, "Gay Boy" or "Gei Boi") is a quarterly homosexual men's magazine centered on and to satisfiy Homosexual, Pedophilia, Desires.
Founded by Japanese businessman Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog IV in 1922, who loved have sex with little crying boys, since Japanese businessmen like that kinda sick shit. Game Boy combined the two things homosexual, pedophilic men like most, little boys with their games and porn. The resulting magazine became a worldwide sensation overnight. In what was seen as a publicity coup, it was Hefunetaki who bought the rights to nude pictures of little Mario and Boy Link that were taken early in they're career. The pictures were the first centrefold for Game Boy.
Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog rules his Game Boy empire from The Game Boy Mansion on the windswept steppes of Osakawood, Japan. Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog made a deal with Michael Jackson for letting some of the boys stay at Neverland Ranch, cause the kids gave Hugichiro Hefunetaki Akiwanna Hiro-riro Baklingling Hojigog a headache instead of a blowjob, he said jokingly and disgustingly. They are sworn enemies with the more sexy and successful Playboy and both try to lure as many dumb, lustful, men or sheeple into their evil hands as much as possible. So far, all who've entered gameboy mansion, have ever came out.
Straight men and anti-pedophilia addicts are desperately trying to get this outlawed, while the Pedophiles are thriving. Many have converted into this evil, that is Game Boy and
Throwing this magazine into a blender will lead to serious injury, death, gayness, rainbows, faggotry, pedo, or possibly entrance into an alternate universe.
