Gang

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See also: HowTo:Be a Gangsta for a beginner's guide to being a gang member.

“Yo datz sik ennit, rapin women, takin drugs, den accusin da pigz of bein racist wen thy try to stop a brudda. I mean why can't a brudda commit crime no mo'? Bizzle fo' shizzle ma nizzle its rizzle by da dizzle”

~ Snoop Dogg on Gangs

'Nuff said.

A gang is a group of three or more people, ALWAYS involved in criminal activities (slingin' rocks, pimpin' hoes, blastin' fools, banging manz, smoking da reefa, drinking bere booze, making gun gestures with their hands and shouting "BRAP!" ect.).

Some of the most well known gangs are the Bloods and the Crips, and also The Notorious Teletubbies. When gangs first emerged is debated, but it's certain that the United States is the only country where gangs are active, it is well known that original gang members were Italian and bummed the hell out of prison inmates who weren't the top dogs.

When gangs first emerged is, as stated earlier, debated. Some say it was as early as 1988-89, when the gangsta rap group N.W.A. released their first big album. Others say it was when Tupac Shakur was murdered in '96, therefore inspiring many Young Black Males to follow in his footsteps. But the most probable one is in 2003, when the album "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'" was released by 50 Cent. But the formation of N.W.A. is also likely, as the drug "Crack Cocaine" was invented as a result of the "Straight Outta Compton" album. The Grand Theft Auto series(San Andreas mostly, but the others too) is said to be one of, if not THE biggest contributor to the increase in gang membership over the last few years as, along with G-Unit convinces young, suburban (usually rich) males to think they can make it as a criminal by repainting their cars every time they get the Police, Feds and Army chasing them.

Clueless gang member

The penalty for committing crimes while being a non-white gang member is quite high (13 years in prison for stealing a TV or grabbing a woman's ass) while being a white gang member is slightly lower (6 months for attempted murder or rape).

Gang members are considered to be the only people in the United States to commit crimes. Gangs are also involved in the trafficking of the potent and highly addictive hallucinogen "Marijuana", known on the street as "Mary Jane"(because people high on "Marijuana" hallucinate, often seeing a woman who calls herself Mary Jane). Recently gangs have branched into the world of shady children's toys dealing. McDonald's free toys from the 1980s are considered the newest and most dangerous merchandise on the streets of the ghetto.

[edit] Gang Warfare

Main article: Gang violence

This is when two gangs fight each other, usually over DVD rental ot fried chicken, in a way that kills as many innocent bystanders as possible by driving by in their pimped out rides and shooting at a crowd while shouting "I'm strapped man dem". The biggest gang war ever in which more than 5 people lost their lives was between "Kool and the Gang" and "The Bloodhound Gang" over a copy of The Neverending Story which was two days overdue.

Gang members have also been known to kill Jak Bastable because he is the most dangerous gang member he will bang many menz even wid 18 bullets in him you get me?