Gang Bang
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[edit] Critical Attention
Critics looking back on the show have concentrated primarily on the negative aspects such as extreme genital torture and the practice (common in the television halls of the 80s) of distributing Class A drugs to the audience of children, but reports from the public have a generally positive feeling and many associate warm fuzzy feelings with what are now recognised as the more 'risque' parts of the programme.
The amount of actual thrusting in Gang Bang was calculated in 1990 by Stephen Hawking at 5 Per Second or 5 Thrustoonies. It is unknown whether Hawking experienced warm fuzzy feelings.
After that, Stephen Hawking made the Big Gang Bang theory for the origin of the universe. He thinks that at the beginning of the time there was a huge BSDM orgy in Heaven with God himself under prostate torture.
[edit] Performers
The segment of the show entitled 'Needling the Nobby', in which children were challenged to find a vein in a junkie before the bell was voiced by Ringo Starr the famous (self) lover and unrecognisable Beatle. In his autobiography 'I Wrote The Songs' he said:
I was appalled at the language they wanted me to say, effing and blinding and making obscene threats to all the kids. I told the producer that I was walking out there and then, but he pulled out a ten inch stilletto from his desk and told me that 'if you don't get your arse in that boof Ringo, I'm gonna gut you like I did Donny Osmond, geddit?' I decided after that that the kids needed me so I got in the booth. Of course, I needn't have worried as the script went down a treat with the little 'uns. GANGS R GAY
[edit] Run Time
The programme ran from 1979 to 1988, and in that time four presenters and thirteen children were either killed, brutally raped, or maimed on set and often on film, these hilarious outtakes of which are now available on DVD, entitled 'Gang Bang Boom!' (ISBN 15636)
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