Gangsta

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“ Fo Shizzle”

~ Dustin Brown

“N00bz. Completely pathetic n00bz.”

~ Avro Arrow on Gangstas

“pinche güay cholo”

~ George Lopez

“I'm one phat vanilla face”

~ Dustin Brown on Being Mexican

“ Fo shizzle my mo zizzle d o doubl d!”

~ Paul Waked on Gangsta Talk (we guess)

“I am A DON!!!”

~ ATIF on Number 1 Kusra

“ We been spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise.”

~ Jack Ogilvie on Gangsta's Paradise

“ We been spending most our lives living in a Amish paradise.”

~ Weird Al on parodying Gangsta's Paradise

“ Don't make fun of me!”

~ Coolio on above quote

“ Stop being a baby!”

~ Weird Al on above quote

Gangsta is someone who is certified by tha Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization whos qualified ta operate heavy machinery while unda tha influence of sleep-induc'n cough medicizzles in addition ta perpetratin' a hamma, a chainsaw, n a perfectly ripe grapefruit wit they fizzle at tha same tizzy.

“Ite! I dont wannabee a gangsta, fool bruv sis init!”

~ Taren on His Dream

“ Don't mess or i will hunt you!”

~ Atif aslam

“SHIZZLE MA NIZLLE YA FRIZZLE.. LET DO THA DRIZLLE WITHZ THA SHIZNIT”

~ Snoop D-O-duble Gizzle on Da Gangsta Life

Some of tha mizzy famous gangstas is Dustin Brown, Danny DeVito, David Beckham,Sheppy "grant" D, Ice T, Jerry West, Ronald Reagan, Edward Gibbon, M-to-tha-izzost white people, n tha officially recognized king of all gangstas, Ricardo Montalban. At www.wegotussomemedicalwastizzles.gangsta you can find a webpage thizzat allows you ta cybertaste some of Ricardo Montalban's gangstalishizzous (that is a rizzle adjective; look it up!) rocket sauce. If you were ta this page clockin' fo` 411 `bout so-called "gangsta rap," tha joke is on you. There is no such thing as gangsta rap fo' sho'. The very concept of gangsta rap was foisted upon an unsuspect'n public by Bill Gates in 1953 in baller ta cova up tha JFK assassizzles n tha Arizona State basketball point-shav'n scandal. A study in 2003 revealed that it "feels good" ta be a Gangsta, n that it is advised ta takes up tha practice fo` a brotha body. Even though it makes a healthia body there is a very good chance you can git shizzay n die early!

Contents 1 The Gangsta Life 2 Gangsta Certificizzle By Adil Aslam aka ASDAN 3 How to spot a fake Gangsta (wigger) 4 Evolution 5 G4NGSTA 6 Famous gangstas who never say sorry 7 Related Articles

[edit] The Gangsta Life

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE STICK YOUR BUTT IN A TELEPHONE WIRE!!! A Completely logical integral part of society, without them 'da shiz aint AAWWWEEEEEE!!!' which would result in implosion of the universe and the death of Gandalf(along with the rest of the lord of the VERY GHEY ring cast). Gangstas is kniznown ta takes pride in they speedcub'n ability. Diss'n a gangsta by insult'n his ability ta quickly solve a Rubik's Cube can result in death. A gangsta tries to spells correctly using British spell'n, and always fails. .fizzle that gangstas use British spell'n is a result of tha fizzy tizzy Edward Gibbon, tha ultimate gangsta, was hizzay British (and half gibbon), he was the most complete retard ever to live.

gangsta's were first seen in the mid nineteen-hundreds riding hores around instead of horses. the word gangsta comes from the word gang and the word sta is just ramdomley made up to make it look more pafetic and ghey so therefore i vote that we should get an international,intergalactic,force to fight the gangstas.

A gangsta is a bitch who likes rap and says yaaaaa bitch yaaaaaaahhhhhh.........There are different kinds of Gangsters such as the 1 who wears pants that are long enough to be pants and the most gangsterisg person who ever lived is prob. Flava Flave because he wears a huge clock around is neck... like i dont think anyone needs at a clock that big to tell time.. its Straight Badass

CRACKA PLEASE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPREAEY

[edit] Gangsta Certificizzle By Adil Aslam aka ASDAN

To become a certified gangsta of tha Nationally Elected GangstaOrganizizzle one mizzle undergo 3-7 years of rigorous gangsta train'n. Holla! First, a novice gangsta mizzle learn ta solve tha Rubik's Cube wit speed n proficiency. Those who cannot solve tha Rubik's Cube in playa one minute is whipped n sizzay hizzle. Cracka complet'n Cube Blingin' tha future gangsta acquires tha title of Gangsta Trainee fo' sheezy. Now tha gangsta is S-to-tha-izzent ta tha Gangsta Academy in Swiss Alps, where he studies advanced mathemizzles siznuch as tensor calculus, n learns ta play tha Music of tha Spheres. All gangsta rap is based on tha Music of tha Spheres n it is essential thiznat young gangstas learn this . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Gangstas also become very acquainted wit tha history of tha Roman Empire n mizzle read The Decline n F-to-tha-izzall of tha Roman Empire. Lastly, in orda ta be F-U-Double-Lizzy certified as a Masta Gangsta, tha trainee mizzy write a long thesis confut'n any claims against his gangstahood. All sources is cited using MLA format n British spell'n is used and my money on my mind. It is estimated tizzle only 12% of those who aspire ta be gangsta survive tha rigours of MLA format n British spell'n n we out. They is bound by tha stoic philosizzles of Zeno of Citium, but deep dizzle inside, they is soft n love T-E-Double-Dizzy bears, rainbows n unicorns (see DMX).

• if his name is laurie wright, he is certainly not gangsta

Note: Once u pass all gangsta training you must be approved by Barry to become a certified gangsta, then u will receive your monthly gangsta club newsletter and half price chik'n whoop dat ass burger vouchers for Burger Pimp. that u shall die die die diediedie d ie Note: Gangsta' Dan is the true gangsta'. He will tear you up with his mega gangsta retarded speach uncyclopedia rocks moi world r u cumin 2 my prty 2nite i dont want to b here can some one save me 2nite and hath it be written Image:6a00d8341e293353ef00e550.jpg

[edit] How to spot a fake Gangsta (wigger)

Naturally, the Gangsta lifestyle's totally unfounded popularity has spawned a large number of cheap knockoffs, most of which will try to pass themselves off as an actual gangsta. Luckily, a fake gangsqqqqqqta is easy to spot, and always has at least one of these characteristics:

• His dick is under 14 inches
• SHIT IN HER [hand]BAG
• JIm artell spraaaaaays people with his ho's
• if his name is not laurie wright
• Watches Blue Peter
• Uses quotation marks
• Joel (Him and his 9's)
• John Cena
• Isn't in a gang
• Has never asked a nigga for a dollar
• Doesn't know who 2Pac is
• Listens to DMX
• Aims a gat right side up, not sideways
• He might actually have money, in which case gangstas AND upperclass functional members of society hate him.
• 3 feet tall
• Raps about school life, dudes and all that bullshit
• Uses wiki or uncyclopedia to find rhymes or ghetto slangs
• Whiny
• Never wears clothes that he didn't see in a rap video
• White
• Trying to speak like a black person
• Claims to hate whitey, yet visits his family every Christmas
• From a suburban neighborhood
• Frequently shouts, "Ice, ice, ice!"
• Getting the shit kicked out of him by real gangstas.
• Goes around and says he lives the so called "Thug Life"
• Hits the target they were aiming at
• Wears his hat sideways
• Says the word ask correctly
• Frequently sings White and Nerdy
• Frequently sings Yesterday
• Has an I.Q.
• Has tits
• Is from Miami
• Is white
• wears fake jewelry
• wears real jewelry (Because they cannot afford real bling)
• wears bought jewelry
• uses the word, "word", word.
• Wears a hat inside out, WHOA DANG!
• Pants up to his belly button
• His name might be Nick Macintyre (Gorilla)
• Doesn't look like shit!
• Doesn't want to destroy his life & amount to nothing
• Has pierced his wrong ear/has a girlfriend that speaks just like him.
• Doesn't hustle or sell crack
• Has no police file
• Goes to school
• Sucks dick
• Is white
• Did I mention is white?
• Has a nickname made up of the first letter of their first name followed by the first three letters of their last name - i.e. K-Fed
• Has a nickname ending in 'z'- i.e. NAZ, SHAZ, SPAZ
• Or Has a nickname ending in 'izzle' - i.e. MAHIBIZZLE
• Thinks 2Pac is alive
• IS FROM AFRICA
• Drives a car from this year.
• Drives an import.
• Reports you to the police
• Is from San Francisco
• Anyone who claims he hates blacks yet vists his family every religious festival
• Anyone who has a old person name
• Anyone who munches in boomers everynight
• Anyone who fancies a dog with no mammeh called ki-ki aka dog face
• Knows how to read
• Knows where Russia is on a map
• Is white
• Thinks Egypt is, in fact, in Africa
• Thinks Britain is actually not a US state
• Spells Britan with an "i"
• Listen to techno music
• Their dad and mother works at aslamas
• Any who got a leather bag
• Has never been shot to death before
• Didn't beef wit his gangsta homebooooooooooyyyyyyyeeeeeezzzzzzzzz be fo'
• Reads books
• Has no Closet Stick
• Buys English Muffins
• Can count to 1
• Listens to Lil' Wayne
• Don't have gangsta shit hanging out they ass
• Thinks "Weird Al" Yankovic is an actual rapper with actual skills
• Dosen't know what "T-Bag", "Hoochie", or "Chicken Head" means
• Dosen't like gangsta shit
• Hates Black People
• Likes black people
• Or likes Soulja Boy
• Or is Soulja Boy
• Or Lil' Wayne
• Smells like shit
• Is white
• Edits Uncyclopedia
• Doesn't edit Wikipedia, the source of every gangsta's power
• is White
• Thinks he's gangsta because he owns a 50 Cent CD
• Thinks he's gangsta because he owns a Backstreet Boys CD
• Is a Gangsta
• Was an honor student in grade school
• Even went to grade school
• Knows people who went to grade school, or who are currently going to grade school
• Can spell "Currently"
• Can spell "a"
• Can spell "the"
• Can spell "to"
• Can spell "go"
• Can spell "spell"
• Or if they can actually spell at all
• Thinks Justin Timberlake is gangsta because he's done collabos with Timbaland who's obviously not a gangsta for shit!!
• Tells you they're a gangsta
• Tells you they're only a gangsta when online
• Is white
• Wears Argos knockoff jewellery
• Only began acting like a gangsta after they played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
• Someone who smokes weed n says ' I dont think is very good for me'
• They are normally white

[edit] Evolution

Gangsta - gangsta - gangstor. It's predicted tizzy gangstor wizzill be tha new pronuncizzles amongst American Lithuanians like a tru playa'. And similar ta tha evolution from gangsta - gangsta - ganstor, cloth'n wizzy follow 3-piece suit - B-A-Double-Gizzy pants/shirt - Spandex if you gots a paper stack. Gangstor's wizzay also be masta of all hand-to-hand combat techniques, as wizzell as hizzle extensive knowledge of Physics, ta calculate tha speeds at which they can commit drive-bys wit certain firearms fo shizzle. Wears a hat forward, "WHOA DANG! IM SO GAT + RETARDED!!'" or likes g-unot eats wood

[edit] G4NGSTA

1)HARDSTYLE, 2)HARDBASS, 3)HARDSTYLE 4) HARDPOOR 5) l33thu6

[edit] Famous gangstas who never say sorry

jim artell

• MICKEY MOUSE

• DAVID HARRIS

• Chuck Norris

• Dizzee Rascal

• Your Mom

• NOT People That Come From Willaston

• Ol' Gregg

• Teachers with big tits

• Niko Bellic

• The Queen

• Definately Not Adam Boyle

• The Game (lol)

• Soulja Boy

• Mario

• Pacman

• Phillip Leslie Golding

• Jimmy John Reilly

• B Diddy

• Vladimir Putin

• Harry Potter

• Ronald McDonald

• Smeagol

• Jackson Leist

• Oscar Wilde

• Scarface

• Atif Aslam

• Jimmy AKA Mcserved

• Timmy

• Ali G

• Gandalf

• Osama bin Laden

• Borat!!!!!

• Jonah takula

• THE GUMMY BEAR!!!

Rick James BITCH!

• Adam Smith

• Mad terry

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