Garage bands
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Garage bands are disciplined groups of spider monkeys, led by a Baboon, or possibly a lead vocalist. According to the NAAGB (North American Association of Garage Bands) they practice "music" using "instruments" in preparation for "entertaining" a "live audience". Garage bands are invariably headed for the superstardom, and have quit their jobs in preparation.
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[edit] Benefits
Being in a band; be it a bathroom, den or garage band, bestows great benefits on a member.
- Being in a band is an acceptable alternative to being a doctor. Parents really "get it."
- A large relaxation in the eligibility equation women use to select a man.
[edit] Music composition
According to garage band dogma, if the quantity of band members is large enough, a garage band can write songs. It is theorized that a million garage band members playing a million guitars can write one cover of Stairway to Heaven.
[edit] Notable garage bands
- Hold on, we'll think of one eventually... um...
