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“ ...Lactating Ginger Children!.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Gary Busey

“"According to our actuarial calculations, there is a 99.96% probability that Gary Busey is already dead. Oh, and there's a 108.25% probability that Tom Sizemore is dead too. Keith Richards and Scott Weiland are just off the charts.”

~ American Society of Actuaries on Gary Busey

Gary Busey, seen here with his son, The Retarded Canadian Cow

Gary Busey is stone cold fucking crazy. Acting more like a highly territorial animal than a human, Gary Busey would just as soon bite your throat out as look at you.

[edit] Buseyism

The Religion started when Gary was seeking the true meaning of life. So, in order to do this, he decided that he must separate himself from the distractions of the world by going on a fast of internet porn until he had found the meaning of life. However, he only lasted one day and 6 hours. Many had asked him, "What is the meaning of life?" He appeared with a troubled look on his face when asked this question and said, "Errrr....only you can find the meaning of life. Its that deep. Oh yeah. Uhh...I think I left something on the stove." He then promptly shut the door and closed his blinds and windows. Strange noises were heard soon afterward.

After this event, many others said they had also found the meaning of life; and thus Gary Busey gained many followers and from then on was known as the great "Buseydha". This "Great Awaking" (or so it was called by the members of Buseyism) occurred around the time of the internet boom. Some say these events are connected.