Gay Bar
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“I've got something to put in you.”
~ Abraham Lincoln on On Gay Bars
A gay bar is a public meeting place for aliens, conservatives, viking kittens and human beings alike who identify as being gay. They come to a gay bar primarily to listen to heavy metal music, play chess, hopscotch or Pokemon, and debate the merits of waxing versus epilation. Copious amounts of Kool-Aid are consumed for recreational value. The first one ever was U.S. Cingular Field and it's founder Abraham Lincoln.
Gay bars were inveted by Abraham Lincoln but no one really liked them back then so he had to clone himself to get any action. later they were popularized by viking kittens here on the internet [1].
There are many different types of gay bars catering to those aliens, viking kittens and human beings depending on what specifically they are attracted to. For instance there are lesbian gay bars, homosexual gay bars and transsexual gay bars. There are even gay bars for sheep, bears and otters but these are not very popular as sheep, bears and otters do not conform to the general gay stereotype.
It is very dangerous for somebody who is not of the gay persuasion to stumble into a gay bar by accident, lest they grow a neck beard, catch gay, and become gay themselves.
[edit] Physics
In physics, gay-bar (written 
) is an important constant which refers to the strength with which particles of the same "sex" (a slang word for charge among grad students) couple together. While selection rules forbid same sex coupling under normal circumstances, when particles couple at gay-bar we see pairings which do not conserve gender stereotypes. These are known as "weak" or "gay" interactions.
At high enough energies, we see the famous J/F (John/Furnish) particle created. J/F only decays when its parties are violated, a process experimentally verified for the case of Barrymore states.
