Gay mailbox
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In yesterday's world, there were regular old boring mailboxes. But in the 21st century...there are GAY mailboxes!! Gay mailboxes are mailboxes designed by Clay Aiken of Calvin Clay. They were designed to hold your mail...and be really, really, REALLY gay.
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[edit] What Exactly is a Gay Mailbox?
A gay mailbox is a box that is designed to store all of your mail for you to collect. Although it sounds just like a normal maibox, it isn't. A special feature of this mailbox is the ability to be gay. Anytime you mailman puts mail into the gay mailbox, you'll hear the gay mailbox scream "Yum yum yum yum yum. HAHAHA! Just kidding silly!" Gay mailboxes like having mail stuffed in them, and can be the life of the party. Of course, 2000 EXP points can be earned when your mailman puts gay mail inside. See the section on gay mail at the end of the article.
[edit] Features
A gay mailbox has very interesting features. First would be the stunning array of colors. You can choose four different colors when you buy a gay mailbox: Rainbow, purple, pink, or french. Sadly, gay mailboxes are not colour compatable, only color compatable. For colour compatible gay mailboxes, see "Malebox." Next would be the capacity of mail a gay mailbox can hold. A gay mailbox can hold up to 20 GB worth of mail, more than 60,000 KB a regular mailbox can hold. It can also hold a variety of junk mail, newsletters, and porn (However, it will only accept Playguy, Kent's House, and Bi Weekly.). Thankfully, a gay mailbox can also block spam, viruses, child porn, advertisements, mother-in-law's emails and much more. Another feature of the gay mailbox is that you'll never have to clean it. The gay mailbox is squeaky clean all day everyday. Dirt just disintigrates off of a gay mailbox.
[edit] Where Can I Buy My Own Gay Mailbox?
Here are the following retailers that will sell gay mailboxes:
- Home Depot
- Wal Mart
- J Mart
- K Mart
- LMNOP Mart
- Pottery Barn
- Key Food
- Mary Hunt's Ass
- Just about everywhere where there's at least one gay thing
- The Disney Store
Stores that do not sell gay mailboxes because they sell other gay products:
- Kohls
- Macys
- Jacques Penny's
- Daffy's
- Toys "R" Us
- Toys "L" Us
[edit] Other Gay Mailboxes
[edit] Malebox
Sadly, the gay mailbox is available only in America, and is region protected. However, Britain has just recently launched their own lines of gay mailboxes called Maleboxes. Many French people have lined up to buy one, and have sold over 4 million maleboxes. The colors they can cme in are: Blurple, Kink, Sainbo, and Engrish. Maleboxes have all the features of a regular gay mailbox, but with bad teeth
[edit] 郵便箱御：版ＧＡＹ
YUUBINBAKO: HANGAY (Translated as Mailbox: GAY Edition) is a japanese version of the gay mailbox. Its supports all the features of a regular gay mailbox, with a special rice color added.
[edit] Gay Mail and GMAIL
Gay Mail is mail that is delievered to your mailbox. The twist is that it is really really gay. GMAIL is electronic mail. The only difference is that it's really really gay.
