Geenstijl
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Geenstijl is a secret KGB weblog from Russia. Because of the dangers of prosecution the site is currently hosted and maintained in the Lamicish Republic of Holland. The site provides many recepies and tips on how to cook, and besides that there are some terrorism instructions, i.e. how to blow up yourself at home instead of in public.
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[edit] History
The website started in 1947 by Mr. Joe Stalin, a brother. There were not many people capable in finding the website, but when the bureau of Polit Internetsky was founded in 1966 the site had to move to the outskirts of Mama. After the Guman War in 1977 the administrators went into excile in the Netherlands. A few later years one of the co-founders found himself attacked in his house and went to Southern America. Since then the site is underground. Visiting is illegal in many countries.
[edit] Incidents
[edit] Cartoons
The site did catch some attention in 2006 after sending funny drawings of a prophet to a newspaper in Denmark. These cartoons became very popular all over the world and thrilled hundreds of mobs, rushing into bookstores and embassies in order to obtain a copy.
[edit] Newspeak
The linguistic influence of the Russian site was huge in the pre Marthinadsky era (2007-2010), which turned Holland into a kindergarten playground. Many new words appeared and the Nederlandse Taal Unie (Dutch language union) had to issue a pink book because the green one became obsolete. Popular new words were 'reaguurder' (Reagan timing), 'neuqen' (french) and DELETED (yellow something).
[edit] Fok forum
Since 1982 there is a war between Geenstijl and the royal weblog Fok Forum. Until 2013 virtually 453 visitors died.
[edit] Advertisements
Although Russian and some degree of anti capitalism the website started to explore commercial possibilities. Investors became very rich by putting banners everywhere, even by spamming soccer matches. In 2012 the administrators renamed their technology to Google Ads, in honour to a premium member, Ad.
