Geminifilia
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“There's two of them!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Twins
Geminifilia is an obsession/perversion where one is obsessed by a pair of twins because of all the possibilities they offer.
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[edit] Definition
The dictionary definition of geminifilia is as follows:
- (sexual) desire in a person for both of two identical twins
- the page's creator is a sad wanker
- comparing two identical twins to each other in terms of prettiness is fun of you're around friends and have nothing to do
word is derived from Latin gemini for twins and filia for pervert.
[edit] Origin
One day I was bored so I decided to decide which of two twins looked the best. Nothing wrong with that, right?
[edit] Possibilities
Twins are two for the price of one. More or less. Actually they're not, because:
- Two people are harder to drive in a narrow, deserted alleyway than one
- Two eat twice as much and make more noise, which makes it harder to keep them in your basement
However, the possibilities are endless. Let's say you have managed to obtain yourself a twin - and, in a best case scenario, a mirror twin. This means that one is left-handed and the other is right-handed. This can be very useful if one gets, y'know, "tired"...
Also, if you wanna be a pimp, nothing works as good. You walk around with two girls, one hand on each's waist. You'll freak people out and make them think they're too stoned or drunk to be walking around.
And, if you happen to have a threesome you will not have to worry about shouting the wrong name.
[edit] Proponents
Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (1953–1984), popularly known as The Fonz.is well known for having had intercourse with every known set of
